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Incorrect quotes- 36

Mumbo: life is short

Iskall: haha no it's the longest thing you'll ever experience.

Iskall: Poorly structured 'motivational' quote.

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Impulse: I'm gonna pretend to be a robber to see how good you guys are at self defence.

Zedaph: Bring it.

Tango: Okieeee

Impulse: Give me all your money or I'll shoot you!

Tango: Bold of you to assume I have money

Zedaph: Bold of you to assume you know how to use a gun.

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Doc, holding the front door open: After you.

Keralis: No after you.

Doc: No I insist, after you,

Keralis: no no, after you.

Bdubs, pushing them both aside: After me.

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*Texting*

Joe: Your failing english.

Cleo: *You're

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X: you only have one life to live, so live it wisely.

Ex: so which life do I commit all my crimes?

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Scar: it's opposite day

Scar: I hate you Cub

Scar: I love you Bdubs

Bdubs, understanding and about to throw a flipper at Scar:

Cub, not understanding and also about to throw a flipper at Scar:

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Impulse: why are you sleeping on the floor?

Tango: Zedaph told me sleeping on hard surfaces makes me smarter

Impulse: why aren't I surprised?

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Etho: hey xB want some pie

xB: sure-

X, running in the room: DID SOMEONE SAY PIE?!

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Jevin: hey you ok?

Wels, at the bottom of a deep hole: does it look like I'm okay?

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False: I'm learning Japanese

Cleo:

False: don't ask why

-The next day-

False: 私は卵が好きです

Cleo: oh great, now I won't understand a single thing she says