Tango: I just realized something...
Tango: Soft tacos are burritos.
Impulse: what no-
Tango: SOFT TACOS ARE BURRITOS
Impulse: no that doesn't make any sense-
Tango: SOFT TACOS ARE BURRITOS!!!
➽───────────────❥ ➽───────────────❥
*Movie ends*
Scar: AGAIN!!
Cub; Welp, I'm gonna be here a while
-10 movies later-
Scar: That was fun. Right Cub?
Scar: Cub? Where'd you go?
Scar: *looks out window*
Scar: It's already nighttime?!
*checks watch*
Scar: Oh...it's 3AM
Scar, hopping back on the couch: Scary movie time!!!
➽───────────────❥ ➽───────────────❥
Joe, walking into a room that has "Your next" written on the wall with blood:
Joe: *gasps*
Joe: I FEEL OFFENDED
Joe, fixing it to "You're next": Perfection.
--------------
Okay so, for the rest of this incorrect quotes chapter, I'm gonna make incorrect quotes based off how the hermits will react to someone robbing them. Kinda like head cannons, but not really lol
--------------
Joe, the philosopher
Ex: Give me all your money or I'll-
Joe: But what is money? Is a money a source of-
Ex: *walks away before he has to take a philosophy class*
➽───────────────❥ ➽───────────────❥
False, always prepared with an uno reverse card in her pocket
Ex: Hand over all your money!
False: *Pulls out uno reverse card*
Ex, giving False his wallet and gun: Okay, you got me there.
➽───────────────❥ ➽───────────────❥
Bdubs, the reverse psychology-er
Ex: Give me your wallet!!!
Bdubs: Ok. *Hands over*
Ex: Wait really?
Bdubs: Yeah you asked for it
Ex: No you weren't supposed to do that
Ex: Here, have my wallet.
Bdubs: I don't want your wallet.
Bdubs: or your phone, I don't want it
Ex: Here is my phone
Bdubs: I don't want your...car keys
Ex: Here are my car keys.
Bdubs: I don't want you to go to the police station and pay for your crimes.
Ex: I'll go to the police station and pay for my crimes. Wait-
➽───────────────❥ ➽───────────────❥
Stress, the grammar expert
Ex: Give money! Now!
Stress: Hold up, that's not right
Stress: You're forgetting to add a pronoun...
Ex: Well I- what do I say?
Stress: You see, if you say, "Give ME your money, please."
Stress: You'll make it more clear to the person you're robbing.
Ex: Okay then, give me your money please.
Stress: YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD
Stress: AND CAPITALIZATION!!! AND COMMA!!!
Ex: Give me your money, please.
Stress, handing over her wallet: See, it works
➽───────────────❥ ➽───────────────❥
Cleo, makes friends with the robber
Ex: Phone, now-
Cleo: There's a spider on you!
Ex: wHeRe?!
Cleo: *snatches gun*
Ex: wait I'm sorry don't-
Cleo: Too late
Cleo: *shoots spider*
Ex: oh, thanks
Cleo: anytime
Cleo: so what's up?
Ex: not much, just robbing people cuz why not
Cleo: hey wanna go to the movie theatre?
Ex, forgetting he was supposed to be robbing Cleo: sure thanks, I'll order pizza
➽───────────────❥ ➽───────────────❥
Ex: Gimme your money now
Iskall: ew get away from me, you dress like a diorite lover
Ex:...just give me the damn money
Iskall: yuck stay away diorite lover!
Ex: *sighs*
➽───────────────❥ ➽───────────────❥
Ex: Phone, money, now!
Scar: wow, is this a dream? Can I fly?
Ex: no-
Scar, slapping Ex: hHahahhHah this is a dream I can do whatever I want HhahahHhaha
Ex: *sighs*
Ex: you know what, I'm not gonna be babysitting I'm outta here
YOU ARE READING
HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E
