Grian: do you wanna hang out at McDonald's?
Iskall: my heart says yes but my anxiety says no
Grian: sorry all I heard was yes come on LETS GO TO THE BALLPIT!
Iskall: GRIAN MY ANXIETY SAYS NO
Grian: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
Iskall: GRIAN-
Grian: B A L L P I T
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Scar: I'm Scar with a B
Mumbo: Where's the B?
Scar: tHeRe'S a BeE?!?
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*Bell rings*
Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you I do
Zedaph, standing up: and the bell doesn't decide if I'm late
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Xisuma: why are you so quiet
Ex: well I can't plan a murder out loud
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Cleo: Hi, can I have a plain cheese pizza?
Iskall, on the phone: Okay, what's your security number?
Cleo: 666
Iskall, whispering: S-satan just ordered p-pizza, what do I do?!
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Tango: why do you love that celeb so much, they're never gonna love you back
Zedaph: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually gonna die?
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Bdubs: FOUR MONTHS
Keralis: what's wrong with him?
Doc, giggling: it's nothing really....
Bdubs: THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
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Stress: Hey how much money do you have?
Iskall: like 50 cents
Stress: You know what that means?
Iskall, crying: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Doc, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please
Ren, blushing: oh my doc...
Doc, putting both straws in his mouth: watch how fast I can drink this!
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
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