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Grian: do you wanna hang out at McDonald's?

Iskall: my heart says yes but my anxiety says no

Grian: sorry all I heard was yes come on LETS GO TO THE BALLPIT!

Iskall: GRIAN MY ANXIETY SAYS NO

Grian: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART

Iskall: GRIAN-

Grian: B A L L P I T

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Scar: I'm Scar with a B

Mumbo: Where's the B?

Scar: tHeRe'S a BeE?!?

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*Bell rings*

Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you I do

Zedaph, standing up: and the bell doesn't decide if I'm late

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Xisuma: why are you so quiet

Ex: well I can't plan a murder out loud

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Cleo: Hi, can I have a plain cheese pizza?

Iskall, on the phone: Okay, what's your security number?

Cleo: 666

Iskall, whispering: S-satan just ordered p-pizza, what do I do?!

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Tango: why do you love that celeb so much, they're never gonna love you back

Zedaph: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually gonna die?

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Bdubs: FOUR MONTHS

Keralis: what's wrong with him?

Doc, giggling: it's nothing really....

Bdubs: THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

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Stress: Hey how much money do you have?

Iskall: like 50 cents

Stress: You know what that means?

Iskall, crying: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets

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Doc, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please

Ren, blushing: oh my doc...

Doc, putting both straws in his mouth: watch how fast I can drink this!

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