Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

A strange new world

Sarge: Kept ya waiting, huh?
He says as Grif crawls through the portal as it disappears.

Tucker: Woah, where are we.
They all look around to see themself's in a forest.

Grif: I think we are in a fore— WHAT IS THAT!
He yells as he points to a giant black scorpion.

Tucker: HOLY CRAP. Oh wait... THOSE ARE CHICKS!
He yells as he sees a bunch of teenage girls in color coded armor.

Sarge: What in Sam Hill is that? *he points to the scorpion* Men, look! We have a red here!
He says happily as he points to a young girl in a red hood.

???: RUBY GET OUT OF THERE!
The yellow one yells at the red one.

Ruby: I can't I'm stuck!
She says while trying to pull her cape, but it is stuck onto a giant feather

Tucker: Oh no! That chick is in danger! I got to help her! Maybe they will reward their hero!
He says as he runs at the scorpion.

Just before the tail hits the red girl tucker jumps at it and yells "Swish" and cuts off the tail. The scorpion shrieks in pain as it tries to hit tucker with its claw, but tucker side steps and cuts it off with another "Swish". As the scorpion screams again Tucker runs at its and and yells "Stab!" As he stabs the scorpion in the face. The scorpion then fades into black dust.

Tucker: Hey ladies your hero has arrived!
He says as he removes the giant feather from the girls cape.

Ruby: whoa! Your armor is so cool, and so is your weapon! CAN I HAVE ONE! HUH, CAN I! YANG I WANT THAT SWORD!
She yells excitedly as she jumps up and down pointing at Tucker's key/sword. (No not that one)

Tucker: Sorry baby this sword only lifts for me, but I got another that'll lift for you. Bow chicka bow wow!
He says as he flexes.

Yang: *runs at him and tackles him* Thank you thank you thank you! You saved my sister!

Tucker: WOW YOU'RE HOT! I mean, sup.
He says as the girl get off him (bow chicka bow wow) and helps him up.

Black: Excuse her. So who are you? Your armor don't look like the normal atlas armor, and you definitely don't act like a soldier.
She says about tucker immense immaturity.

Tucker: What's an Atlas? Oh yeah. HEY GUYS COME OUT THERE ARE A BUNCH OF HOT PEOPLE OVER HERE.
He yells at the reds and blues as the girls just stare at him, confused.

Caboose: *teleports begins all of them somehow* Hello there. I am caboose, and I hope we can all be bestest of friends and have some cookies together.
He says as everybody but tucker, who is used to it by now, jumps up and screams.

Ruby/Pink girl: COOKIES!/ WOAH HOW DID YOU GET THERE THAT WAS AWSOME!
The energetic girls scream.

Sarge: hello there little ladies my name is Sarge, that one *points to tucker* is tucker *sup* that bluetard *points to caboose* is Caboose, he is an idiot, and that fat one *points to an exhausted Grif dying on the floor* is Grif. We are the reds and blues!
He says introducing them.

Ruby: HI! IM Ruby! The yellow one is yang "Yo" the black one with the bow is Blake "hello there" (Tucker: that's racist) the pink one is Nora "HI!" the guy with black hair is Ren *nods* the blonde guy is Jaune *waves awkwardly* and the last one with the red hair is Phyyra! "Hello!"
She introduces everyone as the reds and blues didn't pay attention to anything.

Caboose: Yes, hello.
He says in a stupid way.

Blake: Okay but, where did you come from and how did you get that armor.
She says pointing at their armor.

Grif: We *pant* came *pant* from *pant * Valhalla.
He says still dying from over exhaustion.

Sarge: And we got the armor from... um... where did we get this armor from anyway?
He asks tucker.

Tucker: I dunno man, I got mine from my Captains dead body. But now that you mention it we haven't taken off our armor, or put it on. It's kinda, a part of ourselves now.
He says not knowing how he even put in the armor.

Blake: uh huh... so what kingdom is Valhalla in?
She asks ignoring the armor part.

Tucker: What's a kingdom? We have no idea what the planets name is, we never left to explore.

All but reds and blues: WHAT!
They all say surprised the reds and blues don't know what a kingdom is.

Ruby: How do you not know what a kingdom is?
She says suprised

Sarge: I don't know we just walked through a strange RED portal. Then we were here.
He explains.

Ren: Hmm interesting... explain the history of where you come from.
He says thinking that they are from another galaxy.

Tucker: Well sit tight because it's a 17 hour story and I only enjoy telling it in five minuets intervals.

While the reds and blues explain their story, a man in green clothes with silver hair, holding a coffee mug and a woman with purple clothes and blonde hair sit atop a nearby cliff overlooking the events that just took place.

Green: hmm interesting. Glynda inform James about this... event.
He tells the blonde as he sips from his coffee.

Glynda: Yes Ozpin, oh and did he say red portal.
He asks Ozpin

Ozpin: Yes, perhaps we should ask raven about this as well. We will worry about that when the time comes, as for now go tell Ironwood.
He says as he takes another gulp of coffee.

Glynda: Yes sir.
She says as she walks off.

Ozpin: I think this is going be an interesting year.
He says as he too walks away. Sipping his endless supply of coffee.