Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Best uncle ever... of all time

Sarge: Hey, wanna jump off this floaty thing?
He asks his acquaintances as they are looking down in beacon a few thousand feet down.

Grif: Sure, why not?

Caboose: ...Neat

Tucker: I just fell a few seconds ago?
He complains before Grif whacks the back of Tucker's head and he falls down.

Tucker: I HATE YOU!
He yells as he falls down.

Grif: Heh, moron.
He says as he does a front flip off the edge.

Sarge: OH! I'm gunna do a superhero landing!
He says as he squats down and jumps off with a "YEE HAW!".

Caboose: I dunno it seems like a fa— Oh they already jumped... oh well.
He decide to do a Luke Skywalker move and jumps off but grabs the ledge.

Caboose: Oh no! My ledge invincibility is gone!
Another portal appears and Luigi comes over and down taunts Caboose and he gets spiked down to Beacon.

Captain Falcon: FALCON. PUUUUNNNCCCHHH!!!
Captain Falcon then Falcon Punches Luigi back into SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE!

*at bacon (sorry I gave my phone to Caboose for a second) at Beacon*

Tucker hits the ground face first and his helmet becomes backwards but he twists it back around and he was fine. Grif does a cannonball and falls a few meters into the ground and he crawls his way out. Sarge does a superhero landing.

Sarge: OW OW OW OW OW... That is so impractical .

Caboose just land feet first and walked over to Weiss and Winter.

Weiss: Hey Caboose.

Caboose: Hey Weiss.

Winter: *confused* Does this... happen often?

Tucker: All the time baby!

Winter: YOU AGAIN!
She says before pulling out a radio.

Winter: *into radio* Commence the attack.

Suddenly a missile comes out of nowhere and is heading straight for Tucker.

Tucker: Son of a— *EXPLOSION NOISES*
He gets blown... up.

Grif: Jumping probably wasn't the best idea.
He says limping over to the others minus Tucker.

Sarge: *in extreme pain* Oh it was a brilliant idea. You know why? ... CUZ IT WAS MY IDEA!
He says laughing as he slowly crawls his way over with his knee inside of his body from the fall.

Winter: I am having a hard time following this conversation.

Caboose: We were having a conversation?

Weiss: Yes, you dunce!

Winter: Whatever, let's just go into beacon.

She says as they all start to walk to beacon. After a few steps a head of a robo-cop flies in between them and they turn around and see this really cool looking drunk dude that is hunched over.

???: Hey you! Yeah, I'm talking to you Ice Queen!
He yells at them as he waves his hand at him.

Grif: That guy has really bad posture.

Sarge: Yeah, I'm surprised he doesn't have some serious back problems.
He says as Weiss angrily walks up to the drunk cool dude.

Weiss: HOW DARE YOU! Have you any id—
She gets cut off by the guy pushing her face away.

???: Shhhhshsh, Not you. *walks up to Winter* You.
He says gesturing to Winter.

Grif: I have a feeling they know each other.