Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Spooky Scary Village

Nora: Another day, another adventure!
She yells as they continue walking down a path in a forest.

Tucker: *sarcasm* Oh boy, what are we going to do today?! I wonder what it could be!

Jaune: Walking.

Tucker: Really? wow! Never would've guessed that!

Caboose: It's okay Tucker, I didn't know either.

Ren: He was being facetious.

Caboose: TUCKER IS ITALIAN?! OMG I NEVER KNEW! DO YOU SPEAK SPAGHETTI?!

Tucker: Okay Caboose, we've done this three times before. It's getting old. I'm not a Fascist.

Ruby: *sigh* Haven is a lot further away then I thought.

Ren: Ruby... how long did you think this trip would take?

Ruby: I don't know! I grew up in a small area I've never been this far from home!

Jaune: Right, but how long.

Ruby: Maybe uh, two weeks?

Jaune: What?!

Ruby: Okay, fine! Three or something!

Tucker: I mean, we would've gone a lot faster if we got that car.

Ruby: Car?

Caboose: Yeah, the Mayor had a free car he would've given us we asked, I suggested it but nobody heard me.
Little did he know, nobody heard him again.

Ruby: Hey, what's that?
She says pointing at a village, Nora then jumps on top of a fence with perfect balance to get a better look.

Jaune: That's... Strange... I didn't think we would be  hitting a village for another couple days.

Nora: Are this buildings... damaged?

Jaune: We should search for survivors!

Tucker: oh forget that! This thing is like, the epitome of spooky haunted village crap!

Caboose: Yeah! It's like scooby doo!

Jaune: Who dat?

Tucker: Some wierd dog that sarge likes to watch. But Caboose shouldn't go in, he gets scared easily and when he is scared he has nightmares and I don't what's to deal with another Caboose being scared episode!

Ruby: Aw... Okay, Caboose, you stay out here and make sure nobody else gets in the village until we get back!

Caboose: Got it, I stay out here and wait for you to get back!

Ruby: And make sure nobody else comes in.

Caboose: Okay!
He says then the others start to go into the village with Caboose following them.

Jaune: What are you doing.

Caboose: Going with you!

Ruby: No no no, you stay, and make sure nobody else comes in, until only we come back for you.

Caboose: Okay, I stay out here and make sure nobody else comes in until you, or anyone else comes to get me!

Tucker: No, only us!

Caboose: Oh, my bad, I stay out here and make sure you don't enter the village until you come and get me!

Ruby: No!  Stay and make sure nobody else comes in village, until WE get back.

Caboose: Oops, my bad. I'll stay out here and make sure nobody exits the village until somebody goes in!

Tucker: You know what, just stay here Caboose.