Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

World War Food

Sarge: I don't know why but I feel the need to say something before anyone else.
He says as everyone stares at him.

Blake went back to doing nerdy things, like studying and Yang went back to catching grapes that are being shot across two tables by Nora.

Ruby: Sisters! Friends! Extraterrestrials! ...Weiss!
She says as she slam a GIANT book on the table.

Weiss: Hey!
Everyone ignored that.

Ruby: Four score and seven minutes ago I had a dream.

Yang/Grif/Sarge: This ought to be good./What's a four score?/I like where this is going!
They say as Yang catches another grape in her mouth, giving a thumbs up to Nora.

Ruby: A dream that one day the four of us would come together, as a team, and have the most fun anyone has ever had... EVER!
She says bubbling with excitement.

Weiss: Did you steal my binder?
She says pointing at the giant book.

Ruby: I am not a crook.

Grif: And what do you mean "four"? Are we not invited?
He says pretending to be hurt, but also happy not being involved in something that could result in extra work.

Ruby: Sorry guys, this is a team effort only.

Caboose: *stupid scoff* what, are we not good enough for you?
He says stupidly... or is that sarcasm? It's hard to tell with Caboose.

Ruby: Of course it's not that! It's just that—
She was about to explain before Tucker interrupts.

Tucker: *yell* It's just YOU that is not good enough Caboose. It's obvious Ruby want someone better, like me!
He says holding his head proudly.

RWBY: Who would ever want to be with you?
They all say at the same time, which sounded kinda creepy.

Tucker: *hurt* Well I- you- what about- I mean Grif's sister loved me!
He says proudly once again.

Grif: Hey leave my sister out of your mouth!
He yells getting angry.

Tucker: Don't worry Grif she wasn't in my mouth... We were in each others mouth BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!
He yells as Grif starts to tackle him, until Sarge restrains him. Yet somehow, something hits Tucker in the crotch... somehow.

Grif: Man, I am so glad it's Tucker getting hit in the nuts all the time and not me in this universe.
He says seemingly forgetting the previous events.

Blake: Wait Grif, you have a sister?

Grif: Yeah, why.
He says cluelessly

Yang: What happened to her? Why isn't she here?

Grif: I dunno, haven't seen her in years. Never really bothered to look for her, been to busy.

Sarge: What have you ever been busy with?

Grif: Oh you know. Eating, negotiating surrender, getting hit in the nuts by Tex 100 times. The usual.
He says as if that happens everyday... which it usually does.

Ruby: Anyway, I was talking about kicking off the semester with a bang!
She says ignoring the past entire conversation.

Grif: Don't you say it!
He says pointing at Yang, who chooses to ignore him.

Yang: I always kick my semester off with a YANG! Eh? Guys, am I right?
She says as Weiss facepalms, Blake goes back to her book, Nora throws an apple at her face from across the room, Ruby sighs, Grif groans and falls down, Caboose doesn't even do anything, and Sarge-

Sarge: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now THAT is a joke! I have never been more proud of someone I barely know in my life! Why can't Grif live up to these expectations?
He says as Grif just chooses to fall asleep.