Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Undercover mission

Sarge: But we're not ready!
He yells at the headmaster as he starts having a panic attack.

Ozpin: I very much believe that you are ready.

Caboose: I have trained my whole life for this moment.

Tucker: Caboose, when have you ever trained.
He asks followed by Caboose putting his finger up then putting it down.

Grif: And you have, Tucker?

Tucker: ...Touché.

Ozpin: So now that you are done with your standing and talking, we get to the matter at hand.

Grif: Yeah Yeah. We go to southeast Vale and go undercover in the White Fang as mercenaries. Got it.

Sarge: But we need more time for preparation!

Goodwitch: You have 20 seconds until the bullhead lands.

The Reds and Blues run and jump out the window on to the bullhead while it was in the air, which then proceeded to fly towards their destination.

*timeskip brought to you by chibi Simmons becoming insane trying find Sarge*

The bullhead lands in Mountain Glenn and the reds and blues got out and started walking towards the White Fangs Base entrance.

Grif: Geez what happened here?

Tucker: Looks like it got nuked or something.

Sarge: Okay men, we got to work on our cover story. I will be Agent Double-Ohio! License to be to be tall in the middle and round in both ends!

Grif: And I'll be Jason Bourne!

Tucker: The names Bond, James Bond.

Caboose: And I'm Caboose!

Grif: No Caboose, you need to choose a name that isn't yours.

Caboose: Oh yeah, you didn't explain the rules of the game. I'll be... Joel Heyman.

Tucker: Eh close enough.
He says as the Reds and Blues come across the entrance to the hideout.

Sarge: Okay men, play cool and don't panic.

Grif: Good thing Simmons isn't here to "play cool".

He says as they go into the hideout, which is an Underground Railroad, and they walk up to the nefarious criminal... what was his name again? Oh yeah Roman Torchwick, yeah that dude.

Torchwick: Who are you!?
He yells as he and some other White Fang Grunts pulls their weapons on them.

Sarge: WHY WE'RE THE MERCENARIES YOU HIRED!
He yells out of panic.

Torchwick: Mercenaries? I don't remember hiring any mercenaries. Who hired you.

Tucker: ... You're boss did! Yeah they hired us.

Torchwick: Who, Salem Or Cinder?

Sarge: Uh... Salem?

Torchwick: Oh ok. I would question that, but she is scary so I won't question it. Welcome to the team! What are your names?

Sarge: Oh yes! I mean, I'm Agent Double-Ohio! License to be tall in the middle and round in both ends!
He yells proudly.

Torchwick: I'm just going to assume that makes sense to you.

Tucker: The names Bond, James Bond.

Caboose: I'm Caboose!
He says getting elbowed by Grif and Tucker.

Grif: And I am Jason Bourne.

White Fang Grunt #4: Monty Oum, it's Jason Bourne!
He say then getting punched by another White Fang Grunt.