Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Just a 1600 word conversation

Tucker: I. Am. So. Bored!
He says hitting his metal helmet on the wall of their new house repeatedly.

Wash: Be quite Tucker, it's good for you to learn patience.

Tucker: What are we even waiting for?

Wash/Caboose/Ruby: Carolina to finish her mission/Plot progression/Uncle Qrow to get back from drinking.

Tucker: All of that sounds stupid and useless.

Wash: Tucker, your entire existence is stupid and useless.

Simmons: Excellent roast sir!

Tucker: *scoff* You can't insult me, I grew up playing Modern Warfare 2!

Ren: I thought you guys stood around and talked a lot before, the more there are of you, the less you do and the more you talk.

Donut: That's how friendship works.

Every character in the room that is from RvB besides Donut: We're not friends, we hate each other with pride.
They simultaneously say as someone knocks on the door, they all look at each other with suspenseful music playing.

Tucker: Someone knocked on the door, big deal hurry up and open it.

Simmons: Why can't you open it?

Wash: Did you really just ask why Tucker isn't volunteering to do extra stuff with no reward.

Simmons: Good point... sir!
He says, saluting, as Jaune slowly walks towards the door and slowly opens it.

Tucker: *throws a book at Jaune* Stop being useless and do something!
Heh, ironic.

He opens the door to see a short kid who looks like he plays Minecraft and looks like a two year old that had a growth spurt while in the womb and came out early, wearing a farm hand outfit. Jaune looks back at Nora who just shrugs and Tucker who is banging his head on the table.

Jaune: Can I help you.

Tucker: Dude, look at him. He looks like he need a lot of help, especially mentally.

???: Uh, yeah. Is there a Ruby Rose here?

Tucker: *Italian accent* Who's askin.

???: Well...
He gets interrupted by Qrow walking out of nowhere and putting his arm around the kid.

Qrow: *drunk... more drunk than usual that is* I found him!

???: I think her uncle could use some help.
He says as Qrow stumbles into a couch.

Tucker: Again, everyone in this room could use some serious mental help.

Wash: And you could use some serious physical health.

Simmons : And you could use some—

Tuckers Shut up nerd.
He says as Simmons whimpers and looks down.

???: Do you guys do anything but stand around and talk.

Tucker: Do you do anything besides look like and idiot.

Wash: Do you do anything besides act like a jerk?

Simmons: Do you do anything besides—

Tucker: Shut up nerd.
He says as Simmons, once again, whimpers and looks down.

???: Man, you guys are wierd.

Nora: Thank you!

Ruby: *muffled behind a wall* What is going on out there! Cant a girl read her comics in peace!
She says walking out of a door.