Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Rally Cap

Sarge: Adios, dirtbag.
He says as he shotguns a spider Faunus that had Blake tied up in a web.

Grif: And make it double!
He says as he jumps off a rooftop and drop kicks a bat Faunus that was also guarding Blake.

Sun: And I'm here too!
He says as he slowly climbs down the building.

Sarge: What are you doing here Sun. Nobody likes you.

Grif: Yeah, and Sarge? I though you were going to say "Prepare for trouble" then I would take out the other one and say "And make it double!".

Sarge: No that's stupid, what I said was better.

Blake: Thanks for the backup.

Sun: Thank for the invitation.

Blake: We didn't invite you.

Sun: I know but I wanted to be—

Sarge: Nobody wanted you.
He says as Sun slumps his shoulders and walks away.

Grif: So what did you learn from your "interrogation".

Blake: Not much, just Ilia giving emotional dialogue... Oh yeah and the White Fang are about to attack my parents house...
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THE WHITE FANG ARE ABOUT TO ATTACK MY PARENTS HOUSE?! We have to go help them! Call the police!

Grif: I have a better idea. SUN! MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND CALL THE POLICE WILL YA!

Sun: I'LL PROVE TO YOU IM USEFUL!
He yells from the distance.

Sarge: Heh, good luck on that.

Blake: Stop monologuing and let's go! I will turn into a convertible!
She says as she turns into a convertible and Grif and Sarge hop in and drive to the Belladonna's house.

*location warp brought to you by Chibi DaBaby Convertible*

Right now our faithful viewers witness Ghira Belladonna fighting off many White Fang soldiers, one of them is shooting... wind at him and he is... holding his hands up and blocking it. But he doesn't see two White Fang members about to shoot him. Before they do they hear a noise.

WF1: Do you hear something?

WF2: Yeah, it's probably the sound of you being an idiot.

WF1: Yeah, you're probably right. D— wait, is that a... CAR!
He yells as DaBlake Convertible drives through the wall and runs them over.

DaBlake Convertible: LESSS GOOOO!!

Grif: *inside DaBlake (bow chicka bow wow) Convertible* Sup.

Ghira: Oh, thanks annoying Orange.

Grif: Meh, at least you got the color right.

But wait... somethings missing... Sarge isn't in DaBlake Convertible.

The white Fang... preist? That was shooting air at Ghira stopped and the other White Fang Preist took the spear out of his robes and they both prepared to fight.

WFP: Brother— wait... why do I hear boss music.
He says as a clicking noise is heard to his left.

Sarge: *to his left* You just got Sarge'd.
He says as he shotguns the one on the left but the other dodges it.

Blake: *un-convertibled* Dad, where's mom?

Ghira: I don't know, we were ambushed right away.

Blake: Okay, once we take down Fennec—

Ghira: No go now, you keep assuring me your friends aren't complete wastes of space, let them prove it.

Blake: Alright, be safe.