Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Trip to Manergeri... Managery? Menagerie!

Sarge: What a beautiful view!
He says as he, Grif, and Blake are on a cruise boat heading for Menagerie.

Blake: *annoyed* Why are you here?

Sarge: 'Cuz Grif is here.

Blake: *to Grif* Why are you here?

Grif: Because you're here.

Blake: Why am I— Wait... *groan* just don't annoy me anymore.
She says as she leans over the edge of the boat, looking out into the seven seas.

Grif: You know what would make this view even better?

Sarge: The Bismarck and the Kreigsmarine!

Grif: What? No, we'd be dead if that happened! An island would make it better.

Sarge: There's an island over there!

Grif: That's a turtle.

Sarge: Hmmm... Oh over there!

Grif: *sigh* Sarge that's a Grimm.

Sarge: What about that one?

Grif: That's an island... wait... GRIMM?!

Blake: *very annoyed* That's not a Grimm, it's an island.

Sarge: No that's a turtle.

Grif: I'm pretty sure that's a log.
He says as Sun appears behind them.

Sun: It looks kinda like a big cat.

Grif: What, like a Puma?

Sarge: *sarcastically* No, I think it's a unicorn!

Blake: No I'm pretty sure that's a— wait, SUN?!

Grif: Yeah I see the sun up there, it's at 3 O'clock starboard eastbound.

Sarge: No I think that's 9 O'clock westward.

Random bystander: Where is this conversation going?

Grif: This was a conversation?

Sarge: Nobody asked you.

Captain of the ship: GRIMM!
He yells as the suspected Grimm blows out of the water revealing a big sea dragon Grimm.

Grif: See I told you it was a Grimm!

Blake: *annoyed* You said it was a log.

Bystander: Just shut up and fight it!

Sun: Right!

Then Blake runs and jumps at it, climbing its long snake like body to the head and stabs her sword into it that is connected to her gun and she swings around its head, shooting it multiple times. Then she jumps off and lands back on the boat. The Sea Dragon then dashes its head into the boat but the captain swerves the ship and the Grimm misses. Then sarge gets a bright idea and runs and jumps right at the Grimms face, and goes straight down its throat.

Grif: SARGE! Oh wait... NO MORE WORK! YEEHAW! Wait... did I say yeehaw? Oh no! I'm becoming Sarge! NOOOOO! Please don't die Sarge, I don't wanna be a cowboy!

Meanwhile inside the Grimms stomach, Sarge is repeatedly shooting the Grimms stomach until a hole is made, the he crawls around its insides until he finds the heart. When he finds it he continuously shoots it with his shotgun until it dies. Luckily, when it fades away Sarge was hovering right above the ship, so he falls down right next to Grif, who was looking through different types of confetti to buy.

Sarge: Sup.

Grif: Sup... wait, Sarge?!

Sun: Woah, how did you survive getting eaten?