PSA: Easter eggs

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Sarge: Hi I'm Sarge from the popular web series RED VS BLUE!

Yang: And I'm yang from the more popular, worsely animated, and less controversial show RWBY!

Grif: I dunno, that sounds kinda controversial.

Yang: Hey don't blame me! It's the author, who is sitting in a car bored out of his mind and not really focused on writing impromptu story's fault.
I don't know how to word that.

Author: Go back to the script, the whole point of doing this is for hinting things to come!

Caboose: Like an Easter egg?

Tucker: Exactly! That's what this PSA is about!

Ruby: What does PSA stand for anyway?

Sarge: Uh... Problem Solving Arthritis?

Grif: This PSA is about Easter!

Sarge: Oh right! Yes Easter the amazing holiday about bunnies!
He says as the door get kicked open.

Velvet: Did someone call?

Grif: No, why?

Velvet: I heard someone say bunnies.

Sarge: Yeah, Easter bunnies.

Velvet: Wait today is Easter?

Grif: Yes!

Velvet: Oh crap I am late! I mean... uh... I gotta go... do, stuff. Yeah... see ya!
She says before running off.

Sarge: That was weird.

Tucker: Wouldn't be the first time something weird has happened.

Weiss: What do you think she was doing?

Caboose: She is going to lay Easter eggs.

Blake: It doesn't work li—

Sarge: WELL WHAT ARE THESE EASTER EGGS YOU SPEAK OF!

Weiss: You don't know what Easter eggs are?

Caboose: Like the three Easter eggs the author put in the last chapter?

Grif: Hey! Stop spoiling it!

Tucker: Something BIG is going to come next season finale. Wink Wink!
He says maybe winking but he has a helmet on so who knows.

Ruby: An Easter egg is a colored egg that has a mysterious thing in side of it.

Tucker: *mutters* Or something someone hides in a movie, TV show, or game. *loud* What? Nothing!

Caboose: Yeah they have things like candy or money inside!

Sarge: Yeah, but what is the REAL meaning of Easter?

Grif: Oh yeah this one dude died and like, came back to life or something.

Tucker: Yeah, Donut dies and comes back all the time! It's not that impressive.

Ruby: What?
Nobody paid any attention to the little kid.

Sarge: So are we going to sit on our buts or are we going to find the real meaning of Easter!?

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