Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Filler

Sarge: AHA VICTORY IS OURS! NOBODY SHALL DEFEAT US!
He yells as Weiss was about to win a board game.

Yang: Trap card. Your armies have been destroyed.
She says as she removes all of Weiss's pieces on the board, Weiss starts crying and Sarge falls on the floor.

Weiss: *through tears* I hate this game of emotions we play.
She says and Ruby jumps on her lap also crying after being destroyed by Yang.

Ruby: Stay strong Weiss, we'll make it through together.
She says as Caboose walks up behind them and hugs them both.

Weiss: Shut up don't touch me.
She says as she hugs Ruby and they both start crying, like, a lot.

Yang; Alright Blake, you're up.
She says while Blake was busy focusing on something else and Grif was intently watching the game.

Blake/Grif: Huh? Oh sorry, what am I doing?/ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS!
They both say as they both then turn to each other, then back to the game.

Grif: We're playing as Vale, trying to conquer the Kingdoms of Remnant!

Jaune: Hey guys, can I play!

Ruby: Sorry Jaune we already have four people.
She says shrugging.

Jaune: What? But they are playing.
He says pointing to the reds and blues.

Tucker: Us? Oh no, we are the male cheerleaders dressed in military grade full body armor. And very attractive.
He says striking a pose.

Weiss: Beside, this game requires a level of textural cunning I highly doubt you possess!
She says as Caboose starts to pick his nose.

Caboose: YEAH! I think?

Yang: You attacked your own naval fleet two turns ago.
She scoffs and Weiss just crosses her arms and "hmph"s?

Jaune: Laugh all you want Ice Queen, I'll have you know I have been told I am a natural born leader!
He says proudly.

Tucker: By who? Your mother?

Jaune: A-And Phyyra!

Phyyra: *distant* Hello again!
She says in her usual cheery tone.

Jaune: Cmon let me play your hand for just a turn!

Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

Weiss: Shut up, I'm not trusting you with the good citizens of Vacuo!

Jaune: oh come on, you've trusted me with more important things! I mean you told us all That Blake is secretly a fau-
He was about to reveal the secret until Grif suplexes him.

Grif: -Fun loving person who we all admire and respect!
He says awkwardly and rushed as everyone turns to Blake who is just he usually monotone self. The Monkey man from the docks walked up to them.

Monkey man: 'Sup losers.

Tucker/Ruby: Hey Donkey Kong/Hey Sun.
He says as everyone gives a weird look to Tucker before ignoring it.

Sun: Ruby, Yang, Blake, Armored dudes... Ice Queen.

Weiss: Why does everyone keep calling me that!?
Everyone ignores this.

Sun: I never got the chance to formally introduce to you my friend, Neptune.
He says pointing to a guy next to him with blue hair.

Neptune: Uh, aren't libraries for reading.

Ren: *distant* THANK YOU!

Nora: *distant snort* PANCAKES!
She says before falling asleep again.

Grif/Tucker/Sun: Shut up, don't be a nerd.

Neptune: Ah ah ah! Intellectual, okay?
He says with his finger up.

Tucker: No, no I don't think so.

Weiss: So Neptune, where are you from.
She asks as Neptune turns his attention to her.

Neptune: I'm from Haven! *romantic music starts* And I don't believe I caught your name Snow Angel.
He says while slowly walking towards Weiss, Tucker realizes this and charges in.

Tucker: PURGE THE UNHOLY!
He screams as he kicks Neptune across the room, and Tucker starts panting like an insane dog.

Sun: Okay... well Blake, I never took you as the board game type.
He says ignoring Neptune and Tucker.

Blake: Right, well I think I'm done playing anyway.
She says as she gets up and leaves, followed by awkward silence.

Nora: Women.
She says scoffing as Grif nonchalantly takes Blake's seat.

Caboose: Real.

Ruby: What?
Everyone is confused by what Nora said, so none of them saw—

Grif: I win.
He says as everyone looks back at the board and somehow Grif managed to win the game.

Everyone: WHAT! HOW!

Grif: Well you see, I nuked everyone.
He says leaning back on his chair with his legs on the table and hands behind his head.

Yang: *angry* YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Ruby: Uh Yang, actually he can. Look.
She hands Yang a card that says "Nuke: Wins the game".
Yang starts breaking down on the floor and crying as Tucker scoots away towards Weiss.

Tucker: Well Ice Queen, looks like it's just you and me.

Weiss: Well there's always Jaune.
She says as Jaune look at her and runs over to her.

Jaune: I KNEW IT! I KNEW I MELTED YOUR STONE COLD HEART! NOW WE CAN GET MAR—
He was about to finish before tucker grabs his head and bangs it on the table.

Tucker: Well Ice Queen, looks like it's just you and me.
He says again as Jaune falls down unconscious.

Weiss: hmmm... Neptune.
She says as Neptune slowly gets up across the room

Tucker: Say no more!
He throws a grenade across the room at Neptune.

Sun: Hey dude you have something on your head.

Neptune: What is it? is it a spider? IT'S A SPIDER GET IT OFF!
He starts frantically running around into walls until it blows up knocking him through a wall.

Tucker: Well Ice Queen, looks like it's just you and me.
He says for a third time as Weiss starts to get ideas.

Weiss: Well I guess I could go for Sun.
She says ominously as Tucker loads his battle rifle and points at Sun.

Sun: Nope I'm out!
He yells as he runs out of the Library. And Tucker runs after him shooting everywhere.

Ren: Why can't I use I library for reading from time to time.
He gets up and walks away.

Sarge: Um... Grif? What is happening.

Grif: Ya know, I have no idea in the slightest.

Caboose: I do!

Everyone: Shut up Caboose.