Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Another Whole New World

Tucker: *pant* That *pant* was *pant* so *pant* HARD! *pant* *pant* Bow chicka *pant* bow wow.
He says after walking up a few flights of stairs and making it to the entrance to Haven academy.

Wash: Tucker, we seriously need to get you into shape. Starting tomorrow we do squats everyday.

Tucker: *gulp* What kind?

Wash: *smoldering intensity* Slavic squats.
He says as Tucker falls down.

Carolina: So why are we here again?

Qrow: *feeling better now* So we can protect it from attack, I believe. Ruby's idea, not mine.

Donut: So are we going to keep ourselves at the entrance or are we going to push inside?!

Tucker: You have a way of saying things that makes me instantly want to kill myself.

Jaune: He's right though let's go inside!
He says as they... well... go inside.

Once they get inside they are finding nobody there.

Ruby: Hello?! HELLO?!

Nora: Maybe try... louder?

Wash: Or maybe thy speak a different language? I mean, it is a different country.

Jaune: This isn't like your world, we all speak the same language.

Tucker: Then why does velvet have a bri'ish accent?

Jaune: 🤷‍♂️

Ren: I don't think anyone is here.

Jaune: Well, I guess school isn't really in session right now. Maybe that's it.

Qrow: *ominous music* No, this isn't right. Come on?
He says taking off down the hallway.

Ruby: Wait for us.

Eventually they all reach the door to the headmasters office.

Qrow: Be ready there could be trouble.

Everyone readies their weapon, except Caboose. Then Qrow Spartan kicks the door down and the headmaster, Leo Lionheart, was on the other side and has a heart attack as everyone else jumps back, including Qrow who is standing on one foot and falls down, along with Lionheart.

Ruby: Uh, Professor Lionheart?

Lionheart: *sits up* Qrow! For crying out loud you nearly scared me half to death!

Qrow: *gets up* Me? Why weren't you waiting for us at the entrance?

Lionheart: Huh? *checks watch* oh... sorry, my bad. Time must've slipped past me.

Qrow: You're kidding me.

Wash: That still doesn't explain why nobody is here, so where is everyone?

Lionheart: Ah, you must be the students and... I believe he said: idiots... Qrow mentioned.

Carolina: No, that's them.
She say pointing to Tucker, who is flirting with Nora, Caboose who is picking his nose, Donut who is talking about holes, and Simmons who is chasing Wash, who is running away.

Lionheart: I see... Well, I'm afraid most of my staff is going to be away until classes resume but—
Interrupted by Qrow, he was.

Qrow: What? Leo you can't be serious, who's guarding the relic?

Lionheart: Qrow, the children—

Qrow: Already know, I filled them in.

Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow.