Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Investigation

Sarge: Who in Sam Hill are you? Are you new?
He asks after bumping into a green haired girl and silver haired boy.

???: Visiting from Haven actually.
A black haired woman says, walking from behind them.

Sarge: *whispers* Grif, What's a Haven?
He says leaning to his orange comrade.

Grif: *sigh* It's another school Sarge.

Sarge: There are more that one schools here!

???: Yes, there are four main ones. How do you not know this, are you new.
The green haired one asks.

Grif/Sarge: Yes/Of course not!
They both say looking at each other as Ruby walks up behind them.

Ruby: Oh hi! Who are yo—

Grif: Exchange students from Haven.
He says quickly to Ruby.

Ruby: Oh, well exchange student have their own dorms.

???: I guess we just got turned around.
The silver haired guy says ominously.

Ruby: Oh don't worry, it happens all the time! *they start walking past of them* Your building is juuuust east of here!
She says as they are already past her.

???: Thanks, maybe we'll see you around.
The black haired one says creepily.

Ruby: Oh, AND WELCOME TO BEACON!
She shouts across the hallway.

Grif: I'm getting some weird vibes from this people, they were—

Sarge: Creepy? Evil? BLUE!?

Grif: ... Odd.

Ruby: I'm sure it's just your imagination, they seemed like really good people!
She says as she start skipping down the hall.

Grif: Man, no wonder she is dating Caboose.

Sarge: They are both oblivious to anything that is negative.
He says as they both start walking down the hall.

*timeskip brought to you by chibi Grif laying in bed waiting for the next chapter*

Everyone was in Professor Ports class listening to him tell tales about his "amazing life. To any normal person all he says is "blah blah blah", but Sarge? No sir, he is paying very close attention and laughing at every miserable joke he makes, and shouting things when something happens.

Jaune: So, Weiss, you know uhh, I was thinking after this maybe we could grab a bite to eat?
He says as Weiss continues to ignore him and glare at the teacher.

Jaune: And... Uh... You know well, I-I've got two tickets to that new Spruce Willis movie if you want to make the trip to vale. I hear it's amazing!
Weiss does nothing but not—

Tucker: Wait Bruce Willis? You mean the new G.I. Joe movie.
He says as everyone looks at him confused.

Grif: Aw dude I love G.I. Joe!

Reds and blues: He'll fight for freedom wherever there's trouble, G.I. Joe is there!
They all start singing and everyone, including Professor Port, Stare at them.

Yang: Who?

Ruby: What?

Blake: When?

Weiss: Where?

Nora: NORA!
Everyone turns their attention at Nora who jumps in the air.

Sarge: G.I. Joe, played by Bruce Willis. An American hero who stops the forces of evil in an awesome fashion. March 28, 2013. America... Nora.
He explains to them, getting only more confused