Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Awkward Small Talk

Sarge: Sun what are you doing?
Sarge asks Sun who is pushed up against a door.

Sun: Eavesdropping on Blake and her dad's conversation.

Grif: Uh, why would you do that?

Sun: Because I want to know what they are saying.

Sarge: *whispers to Grif* Because the plot demands it.

Grif: *whisper* That makes more sense. Hey, let's kick him into the door.
He says as Sarge walks over to Sun and pushes him into the room.

Blake: *from inside* SUN?!

Sarge: And moon!
He says sticking his head in the doorway.

Sun: WOAH THIS ISN'T THE BATHROOM! SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT ON THIS SWEET AND TENDER FAMILY MOMENT! I'LL JUST BE LEAVING NOW!

Ghira: I really don't like you.

Grif: Nobody does.

Then Blake walks Sun and the Reds out to a balcony where she whacks Sun over the head.

Blake: NO concept of privacy! *whacks him again* NO respect for personal space!

Sun: I'm sorry, Okay! OW! I said I'm sorry! Look I promise it was important, I needed to find you and talk to you!

Blake: What, Sun? What could be so important?

Sun: I was talking to your mom and she said something weird about the white fang—
He says before getting cut off by Blake.

Blake: I'm stopping you right there Sun. I told you, I'm not here to fight the white fang, I'm not here to fight anyone! I'm here to rest, to figure things out, and to see my family!

Sun: Your mom said that the white fang members DON'T wear masks in Menagerie. But I saw one at the market the other day! I even got a picture! Look I'm trying to help.
He says as Blake grabs his scroll and chucks it into the trees outside of the balcony.

Blake: I don't WANT your help!

But when the scroll goes into the forest, a figure in the tree snatches it and they all look to see who it was, but the figure then jumped away into the shadows.

Sun: A FREAKING NINJA!

Sarge: Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya!

Blake: It's a spy!
She yells as a portal appears behind them.

TF2 Spy: *French accent* OUI, OUI, MONSIEUR!
They all turn to look, but he was gone.

Sarge: Was it a red spy, or a *shiver* blue spy?

Grif: It could be anyone of us!

Then Sarge punches Sun who falls to the ground, unconscious.

Sarge: Well it wasn't Sun.

Blake: We gotta go after him!
She yells as she runs off after the Spy.

Grif: Or her!
He then follows suite.

Sarge: Good thing Tucker isn't here!
He, too, follows the Spy.

They continue to chase after her by jumping from tree to tree like an Alpaca until they get her on top of a bay building where she shoots a vent that's starts to spew smoke everywhere.

Sarge: End of the line, dirtbag!

Grif: Nowhere to run!

Spy: Except all of the other buildings I could jump to!

Sarge: Uh... Those aren't there! Those are traps!

Spy: Really? They look very real to me!

Grif: Yeah, uh... we are really good trap makers!