Red vs Blue in the RWBY universe

Ballroom Blitz

Sarge: Okay men we have an important mission!
He says to his team who are all laying in their beds.

Grif: What is it.

Tucker: Sorry, I'm injured so I can't do anything.

Sarge: The dance!

Tucker: Woah would you look at that! I can walk again! Cya later!
He says darting out of the room.

Caboose: Uh Sargent? What are we going to wear?
He says as Sarge goes into a closet and pulls out four color coded tuxedos.

Grif: Holy— how did you— how much money did that cost.

Sarge: Heh Grif you're so naive. I didn't buy it, I stole it!

Caboose/Grif: What!?

Sarge: Well I did give him something...

Grif: Oh thank goodness we already had one run in with the popo, don't want anymore trouble.

Sarge: I gave him some shotgun shells! With a side of buckshot.

Grif: YOU KILLED HIM!
He says as he starts to regret ever joining the military, for the tenth time today.

Sarge: Haven't you been paying attention Grif? They have those aura shield things! It protects shots!

Caboose: Well that's a relief.

Sarge: Which is why I shot him 5 more times for good measure!

Grif: ... Bye!
He says as he too runs out the door to the dance, after taking his and Tucker tux's.

Sarge: Well it looks like it's just me and— *notices caboose missing with a dotted outline of him where he was* My alter ego I guess.

Sarge 2: Hey sarge!

Sarge 7: Sarge 2 stop breaking script.

Sarge: *sigh* sigh.

*timeskip brought to you by chibi Sarge with an army of chibi Sarges rushing chibi Grif*

Once they all get there, with the reds and blues wearing their tux's outside of their armor... somehow, Grif goes to sit on a chair on the edges of the room. Sarge and Tucker go to hide by the punch bowl and Caboose and Ruby go to meet Yang at the entrance of the room.

Yang: AW YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!
She yells at her younger half-sister.

Ruby: *strained and in pain* Ah, can we have a serious talk about how Weiss fights in these?
She says as she is pulling on her dress that is a few sizes too small.

Yang: *laughs at Ruby then walks over to Caboose* If you hurt her, I will break your legs.

Caboose: If you hurt me, I break your legs. Got it!

Caboose then walks into the room as Ruby tries to walk into the room but is struggling to with the dress. Meanwhile, Grif is sitting by the wall sadly as he watches the others dance and he sighs. But unbeknownst to him, someone walks up to him and taps his shoulder.

Blake: Hello there!
Grif turns to her and jumps in surprise.

Grif: Gen— Blake I can't believe you came!
He says as another portal appears and through it you can see a guy in an Office.

Michael Scott:*through tears* That's What she said!
But he gets shot by Tucker and then the entire room forgot it happened.

Blake: Yes I did. Now, you going to dance or just sit miserably by the wall.

Grif: I dunno, seems like a lot of effort and I don't know how to dance.

Blake: Was That sarcasm?