-November 7th 2002-
I am hanging out with Monica at her and Zakery's apartment.Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters.
Ross:Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?.
Monica:Yeah!.I think that's great.
Ross:Oh really?.Did she tell you he plays the recorder,recites poetry and bakes Madeleines?.
Elizabeth:Oh...How are they?.
Ross:"Looks like in heaven".Lighter than air."Serious".But that's not the point.
Joey:"Enters".Hey!.
Ross:Hey!.Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
Joey:"Surprised".Really?.Guys do that?. That's...weird
Ross:Thank you!.
Joey:That's like a woman wanting to be a...
Ross:A what?,A what?.
Elizabeth:What's the end of that sentence?.
Monica:Yes...What is the end of that sentence?.
Joey:Uhm...A penis model.
Me and Monica stare at Joey as Ross pats his back.
Joey:Anyway hey...Did you tell Zak that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?.
Monica:Yeah so?.
Elizabeth,Ross:Wow!
Joey:Really?.Do you not know Zakery?.
Monica:Is that why he's acting so weird?. He's jealous?.Oh my God that is crazy.It's not like I'm attracted to Geoffrey.
Joey:So what?.Being funny is Zakery and Chandler's thing...You know like Ross's thing is."Thinking".
Ross:Science?.Academia?.Being a good father?.
Joey:No."Thinking".
Monica:I can't believe he's that upset about this.
Elizabeth:Monica you have to do some damage control here okay.
Joey:Yeah cause he's feeling like-
The door opens and Zakery walks in with a pizza.
Zakery:Hey!.
Elizabeth:Hey.
Joey:Hey!,Hey!.
Zakery:What are you guys talking about?.
Ross:Uhm...Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
Zakery:You got a man who's a nanny?.You got a manny?.
Monica starts laughing but very exaggerated.I join in and Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross and soon the three of us are laughing and Zakery seems happy.
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