Elizabeth Monroe (Audrey Landers) is a Singer,Actress and sometimes dancer for certain roles.She is an old friend and sister by heart of Phoebe Buffay's...Little does she know thru Phoebe she'll find family and Love.
I enter Central Perk and i see Monica, Chandler and Ross are seated as Rachel is working.No one looks up to see me.
Elizabeth:"Sarcastically".Well I can't believe I've been here 4 seconds and no one said hi.
Everyone:Liz your back!.
Chandler stands up and turns to me.
Chandler:How was uh Ireland?.
Elizabeth:Nice but not as nice as home."Smiles".So what did I miss?.
I go over to the couch and Me and Chandler sit down.Rachel brings me a coffee and I thank her and take a sip.
Chandler:Well Joey moved out.
I am about to choke on the coffee I'm drinking but I forcefully swallow it.
Elizabeth:What?.
Chandler explains everything and soon Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.Someone bumps into Rachel and she drops the pie in a guy's hood that's seated at the table.She improvises by using the plate as a saucer for the coffee.
Rachel:Ok here we go.Honey I'm sorry they were all out of apple pie someone just got the last piece.
Phoebe enters Central Perk.
Phoebe:Oh my God,oh my God,oh my God, oh my God.You are not gonna believe this.I have just been discovered.
Chandler:Now wait a minute I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
Phoebe:Anyway ok now promise you won't like freak out and say how great this is until I'm done ok.
Everyone:Ok.
Phoebe:Ok I just met this producer of this like teeny record company who said that I have a very fresh offbeat sound and she wants to do a demo of Smelly Cat.
Everyone but Liz:"Congradulating her".
Phoebe:I told you not to do that yet.And she wants to do a video.
Everyone but Liz:"Celebrating".
Phoebe:I'm not done yet ok God.Ok if that goes well they may even want to make an album.
Everyone is quiet unsure if she's done or not as I speak up.
Elizabeth:"Smiles".Thats great news sweetie.
Phoebe:I'm done now.
Everyone:"Celebrating".
The guy with the pie in his hood gets up to leave.
Rachel:Oh God.Ross ok if you care about me at all you will get the pie out of the man's hood.
Ross:Get the what?.
Rachel:Pie in the hood,pie in the hood.Go.
Ross goes over behind the guy and grabs the pie out of his hood as he leaves.
???:What're you doing?.
Ross:I'm sorry my pie was,was in your hood.Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7."Swats at an imaginary insect by his head".
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After a long day of acting and singing.Rehearsing for a musical I'll be in I am at Central Perk and Phoebe is performing Smelly Cat.
Phoebe:"Singing".Smelly cat,smellly cat, what are they feeding you?...Everybody.
Everyone:"Singing".Smelly cat,smellly cat, it's not your fault.
Phoebe:Monica.
Monica:"Sings".They won't take you to the vet.
Phoebe:Chandler and Liz.
Liz,Chandler:"Singing".You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Phoebe:Joey.
Joey:"Sings".It may not be a bed of roses.
Phoebe:Rachel.
Rachel:"Sings".And you're no friend to those with noses.
Phoebe:Uh Ross those are the only lines we have sorry.Ok you guys once more.
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I am wearing my Sandy outfit and I'm about to sing.I walk up to my co-star Jim who is portraying Danny and he looks at me as I smoke my fake cigarette.
Jim:Sandy?.
Elizabeth:"Seductively".Tell me about it...Stud."Throws Cig to the ground stepping on it".
Elizabeth:"Sings".You better shape up,cause I need a man and my heart is set on you.You better shape up,you better understand to my heart I must be true.
Jim:"Sings".Nothing left,nothing left for me to do.
Jim,Elizabeth:"Sings".You're the one that I want.oh,oh,oh honey.The one that I want.Oh,Oh,Oh honey.The one that I want oh,Oh,ohoh The one I need.Oh yes indeed.
Elizabeth:"Sings".If you're filled with affection you're too shy to convey,meditate in my direction.Feel your way.
Jim:"Sings".I better shape up,cause you need a man.
Elizabeth:"Sings".I need a man who can keep me satisfied.
Jim:"Sings".I better shape up if I'm gonna prove.
Elizabeth:"Sings".You better prove that my faith is justified.
Jim:"Sings".Are you sure?.
Elizabeth,Jim:"Sings".Yes I'm sure down deep inside.You're the one that I want.Oh,Oh,Oh honey.The one that I want.Oh,Oh,Oh honey.The one that I want oh,Oh,oh.The one I need.Oh yes indeed.You're the one that I want.Oh,Oh,Oh honey.The one that I want.Oh,Oh,Oh honey.The one that I want oh,Oh,oh.You're the one that I want.Oh,Oh,Oh honey.The one that I want.Oh,Oh,Oh honey.The one that I want oh,Oh,oh.
After the musical play is over with I change into my normal clothes and then I go and greet my friends at their seats.
Monica:Oh my god that was amazing!.
Rachel:You were Sandy!.
Phoebe:You are so awesome!.
Phoebe hugs me and i smile and I look over to the guys.
Ross:That was uh...
Joey:Electrifying!.
Ross:Uh yeah what Joey said.
Joey:Elizabeth you definitely are the star if this group.
I smile at my friends reviews and I look to Chandler.
Chandler:That was a great performance.
I thank my friends and I go to grab my things...Chandler seemed quite unenthusiastic about my performance...I have to think of Chandler just to get thru these love scenes.
