-May 24th 2001-
Me,Chandler,Ross and Rachel enter Monica and Zakery's to see everyone there.
Elizabeth:Hi.
All:Hey.
Chandler:Hello.
Rachel:Welcome home.
Ross:So how was the honeymoon?.
Monica:It was great,It was great.How about you?!.I mean you're having a baby.
Rachel:Oh.Look.I have a sonogram picture.
Monica:Oh great.
Rachel shows them the picture.
Zakery:Ross.It's got your wavy black lines.
Me and Chandler hide our chuckles by smiling at each other.
Monica:All right so now that Ross knows can you tell us y'know how it happened?.I mean when did it happen?.How many times did it happen?.
Phoebe:Monica.That's not right.Start with where.
Rachel:Well it happened about six weeks ago and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Joey:You're welcome buddy.
Ross:"Glaring".Yeah thanks.
Rachel:And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross nice guy that he is offered to help me out.And then we had a little wine we got to talking.and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
Ross:"Laughs".Um that's,that's a little misleading.
Rachel:What is?.
Ross:The lie you just told.
Rachel:That,that you came on to me?.
Ross:There's the one.
Rachel:But you did.I mean let's be honest.
Ross:Yes let's.Y'know what?.Uh it's,it's not important.What is important is that,is that we're having a baby.And it's not.Doesn't matter who came on to who.
Joey:Whom.
We all look at him shocked.
Joey:That's right.
Rachel:You know you kissed me first.
Ross:What?,What?!.You were begging me to kiss you.You,you,you were sending me signals all over the place.
Rachel:I was sending you signals?.
Ross:Yeah.
Rachel:Oh please.Okay anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging signals please show of hands.
Ross:"Raises hand".Y'know what?!.It doesn't matter,It doesn't matter what you believe.What matters is what happened.
Rachel:Okay.So these signals Ross explain this to me cause maybe I need to be more careful.I mean am I sending you these signals right now?.
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Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction
FanfictionElizabeth Monroe (Audrey Landers) is a Singer,Actress and sometimes dancer for certain roles.She is an old friend and sister by heart of Phoebe Buffay's...Little does she know thru Phoebe she'll find family and Love.