Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction

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-December 22nd 1995-

   At Central Perk Me,Chandler.Monica and Joey are seated at couches while Rachel is working behind the counter.

Joey:I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know I mean one day your eating turkey the next thing ya know your lords are a-leapin and you geese are a-layin.

Chandler:Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

   I chuckle as Ross enters with several bags from shopping.

Ross:Hey guys.

Chandler,Liz,Monica,Joey:Hey.

Ross goes over to Rachel at counter.

Ross:Hey Rach.I uh got you a little present. I'll open it. It's a Slinky!.Remember huh."Sings".Walks down stairs,alone or in pairs,everyone knows it's...just a big spring. Alright you still mad at me because of the whole...

Rachel:Horrible and degrading list of reasons not to be with me?.

Ross:How bout from now on we just call it the unfortunate incident?.

Rachel walks off.

Ross:Hey Gunther you got stairs in your place?.

Gunther:Yeah.

Ross:Here go nuts."Hands him the Slinky".

   Ross comes over to sit with us and i reach into my purse and get up walking over to Gunther and handing him a gift.

Elizabeth:Merry early Christmas.

Gunther:Thank you Elizabeth.

I nod and smile and I go sit back down.

Ross:Hey guys.

Chandler,Monica,Joey:Hey.

Chandler:What's in the bag?.

Ross:Um just some presents.

Joey:C'mon show us what you bought...You know you want to.

Ross:"Childishly".Ok."Takes a frame out".Ok this is a picture frame from Ben to my parents huh.

Monica:Cute.

Ross:I got some uh hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol.And uh I got this blouse for mom.

Ross holds up the blouse.

Monica:Ross that is gorgeous!.

Ross:Yeah?.

Monica:Look at these authentic fake medals.I tell ya mom's gonna be voted best dressed at the make-believe military academy.

Elizabeth:Never mind her Ross I'm sure Judy will love it.

Phoebe enters the shop.

Elizabeth:Hey.

Phoebe:Hey.

Everyone:Hey.Hi Phoebe.

Phoebe:Happy Christmas Eve Eve."Sees Ross's picture franr".Oh my God where did you get this?.

Ross:Uh Macy's third floor home furnishings.

Phoebe:This is my father,this is a picture of my dad.

Chandler:Nah Pheebs that's the guy that comes in the frame.

Phoebe:No it isn't this is my dad alright I'll show you.

Rachel:Phoebe I thought your dad was in prison.

Phoebe:No that's my stepdad.My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.

Rachel:How have you never been on Oprah?.