-January 15th 1998-
At Monica and Rachel's Me,Ross and Phoebe have joined Chandler for breakfast and Rachel is returning from shopping.
Elizabeth:Hey.
Ross:Hey what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?.
Rachel:Well I’ve been up since six.Thanks to somebody’s dumbass rooster.
Phoebe:You guys you really should get rid of those animals.They shouldn’t be living in an apartment.
Rachel:Yeah.Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around…
Phoebe:All right.Me and EM are gonna go to the fertility doctor and um see if I’m ready to have Frank and Alice’s embryo transferred into my uterus.
Ross:Now how will they know if you’re ready?.
Phoebe:Oh they’re just gonna um look to see if my endometria layer is thick.
Chandler:Oh I can uh check that for ya.
Phoebe:Okay everyone think thick.
Everyone:Goodbye!,Good luck!.
Phoebe opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.
Phoebe:Hi.Wish me luck!.
Monica:Oh good luck.
Joey:Good luck.
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At the Doctor’s office Dr.Zane is examining Phoebe as Me,Frank and Alice watch.
Zane:It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
Phoebe:Oh.I knew it,I knew it.I felt really thick this morning.
Frank:Well okay so what’s now go get,go get the eggs put em in there.
Zane:Okay it’ll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
Phoebe:Embryos?.As in More than one?.
Dr. Zane;Umhm five actually.
Phoebe:Five?.Okay where am I giving birth a hospital or a big box under the stairs?.
Zane:We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.
Phoebe:That’s it.25 percent?.That means that’s it’s like 75 percent chance of no baby at all.
Frank:Hey y’know I was thinking what are the odds like if,if,if you stuff like 200 of them in there?.
Elizabeth:She’s a woman not a gumball machine.
Phoebe:Okay well y’know what don’t worry you guys cause I’m,I’m gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
Frank:Well you see the,the thing is we,we only got we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Alice:Um it costs $16,000 each time you do this.So um we’re kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
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Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction
FanfictionElizabeth Monroe (Audrey Landers) is a Singer,Actress and sometimes dancer for certain roles.She is an old friend and sister by heart of Phoebe Buffay's...Little does she know thru Phoebe she'll find family and Love.
