-May 4th 1995-
At Central Perk Chandler is sitting on the table.
Chandler:Hello Rachel.
Rachel:Get off.
Chandler gets off the table and sits next to me.
Phoebe:"Points at Joey's pen".Uh,uh gimme...Can you see me operating a drill press?.
Joey:I don't know.What are you wearing?.
Me,Chandler,Monica and Phoebe all look at him.
Ross:Pheebs why would you want to operate a drill press?.
Phoebe:Just for some short term work.You know until I get back some of my massage clients.
Chandler:Pirates again?."Gets up".
Phoebe:No nothing like that.I was just...such a dummie.I taught this massage yourself at home workshop...And they are.
Joey:Hey,hey Chan.She could work for you.
Chandler:"Sarcastically".Thanks Joey that's a good idea.
Phoebe:What...I could,I could do it.What is it?.
Chandler:Well my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks.She is having one of her boobs redused.
Ross looks at him.
Chandler:It's a whole big boob story.
I hold a chuckle at that.
Phoebe:I could be a secretary.
Chandler:Well you know Pheebs.I don't know if it's your kinda thing because it involves a lot of being normal.For a large portion of the day.
Phoebe:I could do that.
Ross's beeper goes off.
Rachel:What are you playing with?.
Ross:Oh it's my new beeper.
Elizabeth:What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?.
Monica:Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. Help,come quick,they're still extinct.
I chuckle at Monica's comment.
Ross:No it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am.I mean all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.
Chandler:A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid.
Monica:All right I'll see you guys later."Gets up".
Rachel:Off to see young Ethan?.
Monica:Thank you.
Joey:How young is young Ethan?.Young?.
Monica:He's...our age.
Chandler:When we were?.
Monica:Okay he's a senior in college.
Elizabeth:College?.
Chandler:Whoa!.And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?.
Monica:No of course not.It's not even an issue.Cause I told him I was 22.
Everyone:What?.
Monica:Oh I can't pass for 22?.
Phoebe:Well maybe 25-26.
Monica:I am 26.
Phoebe:There you go.
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Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction
FanfictionElizabeth Monroe (Audrey Landers) is a Singer,Actress and sometimes dancer for certain roles.She is an old friend and sister by heart of Phoebe Buffay's...Little does she know thru Phoebe she'll find family and Love.