-May 29th 2000-
Later the next night Me and Chandler are at 4 Queens bar sitting at a table waiting for the show to start as a waiter in drag walks over.
???:Has someone taken your order yet?.
Elizabeth:Yes someone did.
???:"To Chandler".Hm?.
Chandler:Yeah I just ordered a beer."Pounds the table".
???:You’re straight.I get it."Walks away".
Elizabeth:I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Chandler:No!.No!.I don’t want him to know we’re yet.I’m not sure I’m ready for that. And besides he’s not gonna be too happy to see me either.
Elizabeth:Why not?!.
Chandler:I don’t know if I’ve told you this but he’s kinda tried to get in contact with me a lot over the last few years
Elizabeth:What?!.
Chandler:Yeah he’s made phone calls, written letters he even came to New York but I always said I was too busy to see him. Y’know it’s all very Cats in the Cradle I don’t want to get into it.
The show starts.
Chandler:Here we go.
???:Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the incomparable Helena Handbasket!.
There’s applause as Helena turns around.
Helena:Hello darlings.
Chandler:And there’s daddy!.
Helena Handbasket is now singing to the club.
Helena:"Sings".I feel pretty.Oh so pretty.I feel pretty and witty and…"Holds mic out to audience".
All:Gay!.
Elizabeth:That can’t be your father.
Chandler:Believe me I’ve been saying that for years.Oh my God!.
Elizabeth:What?.
Chandler:That’s Mr.Girabaldi playing the piano.
Helena:"Sings".For I’m loved by a pretty wonderful boy!....Hello!.And welcome to the show.I see some of our regulars in the audience.And a couple of irregulars.
Helena starts going into the audience.
Chandler:He’s coming into the audience.He’s coming into the audience.
Elizabeth:Relax.You’ll be fine.
Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.
Elizabeth:Oh much better."Sarcastically".You’re invisible now.
Helena is standing at a table talking to a guy.
Helena:Where are you from?.
???:Bakersfield.
Helena:I’m sorry?."Holds out mic".
???:Bakersfield!.
Helena:No,no I heard!.I’m just sorry.
Chandler:It can’t happen like this.Okay?.I’ll meet you back at the hotel.
Chandler gets up to walk out but Helena see's and stops him.
Helena:Oh look a standing ovation already!.So early in the show.Oh turn around honey let me see your pretty face.
Chandler slowly turns around.Helena recognizes him.
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Elizabeth Monroe | Friends Fanfiction
FanfictionElizabeth Monroe (Audrey Landers) is a Singer,Actress and sometimes dancer for certain roles.She is an old friend and sister by heart of Phoebe Buffay's...Little does she know thru Phoebe she'll find family and Love.
