The Lifeless Beauty of Gracefield [ray x f! reader]

idk im having fun

uh so i wanted to take a little comedy break from that last chapter lol um this chapter will feature just the crew being idiots. um well that's all from me so enjoy~~

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*emma is lost in a crowd and she can't find Ray, Norman, or [y/n].

Emma: Norman, my love for you is like a fire!!

Norman, runs to emma: REALLY?!

Ray runs over with a match and gasoline: DID SOMEONE SAY FIRE?!

[y/n] walks over: the f*ck is a love.

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[y/n]: in this world, it's yeet or be yeeted

Emma: ...Yeet..?

[y/n]: yeet it is

*throws emma out the window*

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Norman: [y/n], sometimes you are a little too blunt! Try and soften the blow!

[y/n]: alright, norman i think you are incredibly stupid, but hey, at least you make good waffles.

Emma: i-

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[y/n]: i just inhaled an entire bottle of febreze and i am
t r i p p i n g b a l l s right now

Norman, Emma, and Ray: Oh my god why did you do that?!

[y/n]: the real question is why am i still alive?

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[y/n]: i woke up, poured my cereal in the bowl, put some milk in there and I held it in my hands for several seconds before deciding that i didn't even want it.

*throws bowl on the floor*

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Emma: Guys we have to be careful. Someone here is possessed by an owl

[y/n]: who

Emma: that's the thing we don't-

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[y/n]: mama be like "oh you've been in your room all day"
ok??
what's the problem? am i bothering you? i don't want to deal with human interaction right now- what is the problem- what am i doing wrong-

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Emma: I'm orange

Norman: I'm white

Ray: I' m black

[y/n]: i'm a fidget spinner

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Emma: FOUR MONTHS

[y/n]: god not this again

Norman: what's happening-

Emma: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

Ray: ✨ w h e e z e ✨