The Lifeless Beauty of Gracefield [ray x f! reader]

idk im having fun 2

Heyooo! @blizz_240 decided the fate of this update so let's get some clapping for them in the comments

that's right folks we r doing another uh- thing like last time! i mean u guys seemed to like it so......

anyways thanks for reading Lifeless Beauty, and let's begin the cringe feast! enjoy~~~

——
interviewer: what is the hardest thing for you to say?

Emma: I need help.

Ray: I was wrong.

Norman: Goodbye.

[y/n]: westishire- westa- wheshteshire sauce??

——

Norman: [y/n], you've been looking not so depressed lately, what's up?

[y/n]: is it ok for me to just not be depressed?

*norman looks at ray*

Ray: [y/n] watched Emma fall down the stairs.

Norman: [Y/N] I SWEAR TO FU—

——

kidnapper: Look we have your very young science teacher.

Ray: I don't have a science teacher.

kidnapper: Then who's the girl who's been singing the periodic table song for three hours straight??

Ray: Ah, you must have [y/n].

kidnapper: Look, we don't want anything, just take her back PLEASE.

[y/n] in the background tied with rope: there'shydrogenandhelium
thenlithium,berylliumboron,carboneverywherenitrogenallthroughthe airwithoxygensoyoucanbreatheandfluorineforyourprettyteethneontolightupthesignssodiumforsalty-shimatimes—

kidnapper: SHUT UP YOU'RE SCARING ME

——

[y/n]: it's impossible to say the word 'bubbles' and make it sound life-threatening

Emma: .....

~later~

Ray: Ok can someone explain why Emma has been angrily screaming 'bubbles' outside for thirty minutes?

——

Emma, studying for a test: UGH WHAT ARE THOSE PYRAMID SHAPED THINGS CALLED IN EGYPT CALLED?!

[y/n]: ....

[y/n]: say that again but slower.

——

Ray: [y/n], you are really pushing all my buttons today.

[y/n]: and to think i'm still looking for mute.

——

[y/n]: i think i need some advice.

Emma, trying to use two mozzarella sticks as chopsticks: I'm the best one for that.

——

Emma: how do you kiss a boy?

[y/n]: grab him by the waist.

[y/n]: slyly slip your hand into his back pocket.

[y/n]: then grab his wallet and run.

——

Norman, walking outside to see the three outside in the rain: Why do you guys like being in the rain?

Emma: I like splashing in the puddles!