𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 [𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐬.]

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲-𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝟏/𝟐.

some more incorrect quotes to serve as a pathetic excuse of a chapter bc i haven't given y'all one in like a week or two ;w; new chapter is coming out next monday!!
also, tysm for 14k! <3

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katsumi: i wanna hug

tanba: fine, four to five seconds

katsumi: forty five seconds?!

tanba: nO-

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katsumi: awe, look at the baby ducks!

kuramochi: i'm soooo horny right now....

katsumi:

kuramochi:

katsumi: why would you say that- i'm making a video for my grandma!

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katsumi: i slept for 12 hours but i might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.

haruichi: katsumi, that's a coma.

katsumi: sounds festive.

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haruichi: why are you on the floor?

katsumi: i'm depressed.

katsumi: also i was stabbed, can you get kaz, please.

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katsumi, pointing: may i sit there?

furuya: that's my lap.

katsumi: that doesn't answer my question, satoru.

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katsumi: what if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

kazuya: go the fuck to sleep.

katsumi: what gif i don't want to?

kazuya: fuck you.

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akina: how many brothers do you have?

katsumi: biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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katsumi: am i in trouble?

kazuya: take a guess.

katsumi: no?

kazuya: take another guess.

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katsumi: *refuses fifth serving of furuya's burnt toast*

furuya: *frowning* was it something i said...

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katsumi: oh, you put everything aside and came all this way for me?? how did you come so fast?

yuki: several traffic violations.

ryosuke: three counts of resisting arrest.

jun: roughly thirteen energy drinks.

chris: also, that's not our car.

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katsumi, texting kawakami: hello my beautiful son was jus wonderin if you have eaten my bag of gummy bears or not as it seems to be gone and i was lookin so forward to it

kawakami: maybe

katsumi: fucker

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kazuya: i am at a loss for words!

katsumi, telling furuya later: despite being lost for words, kazu yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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*katsumi and kuramochi sitting in jail together*

katsumi: so who should we call?

kuramochi: i'd call ryo-san, but i feel safer in jail.

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katsumi: i like narumiya like i like my coffee.

haruichi: ?

katsumi, pushing coffee cup away from her: i don't like coffee.

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*comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

kuramochi: imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

chris: it would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

ryosuke: if you want information it is.

katsumi: why would you stab a person when you can have toast?

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kazuya: how would you like your coffee?

katsumi: as dark as my soul.

kazuya: got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

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eijun: what's up with furuya? he's been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?

haruichi: he's just a little overwhelmed.

eijun: why?

haruichi: katsumi smiled at him.

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kawakami: i'm feeling sad...

katsumi: let me help! i have emotional jumper cables! *wraps arms around kawakami* just attach them like so...

kawakami: t- this is a hug.

katsumi: is it working?

kawakami: ....yeah.