Levi x Reader Oneshots

Run From Hanji (Levi x Reader)

While the birds chirped harmoniously upon the rising of the sun, it couldn't compensate for the continuous scribbles and dabbles of writing upon paper. With the stacks of paperwork never ceasing to stop, and the slight creak of the chair, Levi was beyond tired, his hands were cramped.

When he completed the last of his work, he set his quill down and leaned his head back against his chair. Closing his eyes, he heaved a heavy sigh, trying to rest a bit even if he knew he couldn't sleep due to his insomnia.

To his misfortune, loud thumping footsteps rang from all the way down the hall. Snapping his eyes open, Levi looked at his door. And there she was, fucking Hanji.

"YOOOO! LEVIIII!" she hollered, striding her way to his desk. The loud sound of her voice made his eyebrows furrow in annoyance.

"Tch" he clicked his tongue. "What do you want four-eyes" he remarked, crossing his arms in the process.

"Oh nothing~" she chimed, walking around him in circles.

"Then get out" he responded. Hanji chuckled and actually went to answer.

"I want some titans" she said, "I'm running out and I really-" she couldn't finish her sentence before Levi grabbed her by her collar. His eyes conveyed to her a menacing death glare.

"What'd you say?" he responded, growing angrier that she even bothered to ask for more titans when the last time he caught them, she annihilated their body in less than 24 hours.

"I want more titans Levi!" she spoke with hope, "I found out that by their nape we can-" Hanji had paused speaking when she realized that Levi had his head hung low. "Levi? You...okay there?"

"YOU DAMN WOMAN!" he cursed, surprising Hanji as she began to sweat. His hands tightened around her collar, allowing him to shake her back and forth, causing her to become increasingly dizzy.

"Stop shaking me!" Hanji pleaded, but to no avail.

"I GOT YOU FIVE TITANS! FIVE! AND YOU ANNIHILATED THEM All IN LESS THAN A DAY!" he shouted at her. "DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D GET THEM FOR YOU AGAIN?!"

Hanji looked into his eyes, she darted her own away before sheepishly responding.

"Y-yes?" she gulped.

"NO!" he shouted, releasing his hold on her and sitting back down on his chair. Crossing his arms, he was agitated, annoyed and beyond all, pissed.

"B-but..." Levi placed a hand up, signaling for her to shut her mouth.

"Not another word, you're giving me a headache" he responded. "Get out"

Hanji saddened at the prospect that she could no longer obtain the titans she needed for her latest discovery, decided to blackmail him. When push comes to shove, she had at least two things she can blackmail him with. One being his secret stash of black tea that she found a few months ago, and two, you.

She found out because she was observant as ever, noticing the way his behavior changed when you were near him. He seemed much nervous than normal and his face seemed tenser too. Putting one and one together, she concluded that he liked you.

Smirking, she went behind Levi's chair. She made it so that his chair reclined to a point that when Levi looked up, all he saw was her annoying face.

"Tch, get the fuck out" he said, growing increasingly vexed at the scientist.

"No can do~" she responded, "you will give me those titans Levi~" He cocked a brow.

"I'd like to see you try shithead" Levi challenged, but this only made Hanji's grin grow.