Levi x Reader Oneshots

Tipsy (Drunk!Levi x Reader)

The Survey Corps headquarters stood in all its glory, housing the scouts who've dedicated their hearts for the sole purpose of saving humanity. Though, despite such dedication and sacrifice, the populace didn't seem to take their missions all too well. When stakes are at risk from the ideas imposed by Commander Erwin, it's not safe to say that the casualties were low. However, during this particular night, the screams were echoed, reflecting the walls and hitting back to the perpetrator, because tonight, was a night of celebration.

"Cheers!"

The scouts and superiors all shouted, their grins widening the longer they drank the fine wine Erwin had managed to obtain for this night. Food decorated the tables, with many consuming them ferociously, mainly Sasha, that no one had a chance to eat. Despite that, the night was in full effect...but to be fair, there was one person who hated it.

You sat with Levi, observing the scene unfold before you with a smile upon your face. It was indeed a night of fun, with the success of the most recent expedition. While admiring your comrades, you lifted your cup and took a sip of the black tea Levi had made for you. It instantly brought you warmth, warming up your heart as well.

"Mhm, this is delicious Levi. It's much better than drinking wine in all honesty" you complimented.

Unamused grey eyes glanced towards you, with arms folded over his chest. "Tch, that's because it is. Those bastards are going to do some stupid shit once the wine kicks in." His face turned into a scowl, a very reasonable reaction since this meant he had to clean the whole damn mess hall himself since practically everyone would be left hungover back in their barracks, or asleep, wasted on the floor.

You chuckled, taking another refreshing sip of his tea. "I think it already has," you said as you gestured towards Hanji. "She looks drunk as hell, even holding up half a bottle of wine. And hold-" you abruptly stood up. "Oh fuck, she's throwing up all over the cadets!"

Levi's eyes watched you frantically reach her, her body giving out as she slumped on the edge of the table, a string of vomit dangling from her lips as grossed-out cadets were running out of the mess hall to clean themselves. It amused Levi in some way, perhaps it was because Hanji was practically puking a few seconds ago, and maybe because she deserved it.

As you helped her out, in the meantime, Levi waited for you, his eyes in a trance as the corners of his lips lifted a bit. The way you treated the vomit-covered and hazy Hanji, no matter how many times she was up in your face with her drool, made his heart swell in so much love for you- he didn't know how to control himself.

Then, "not drinking Levi?" Erwin inquired as he sat across from the ravenette.

Levi immediately hid his feelings for you, in no way wanting the commander to comment nor know of his personal business. Looking at Erwin when he composed himself, "tch, like I'd ever drink the pigs' wine."

Erwin chuckled. "It's fine to let loose and have some fun you know? Do something you've never done before and enjoy the moment...regret comes after, but if you're worried about that, I'll respect you in your decision."

Levi had no comment to it, he simply nodded and continued to drink his tea. Erwin held his wineglass within his fingers, moving his hand in swirling motions. The wine within circled as Erwin turned around, observing as his cadets had fun- it put a smile on the man's face.

The moment fell silent, and Levi liked it that way, still waiting on you until..."Aye!"

Levi was startled for a moment by the abrupt voice of a cadet, his face red, an indication of his drinking. The ravenette furrowed his brows, his face contorting into a visible scowl. "Tch" he scoffed, eyeing the fellow as he sat by the Corporal.