Levi x Reader Oneshots

Cat Corporal (Neko!Levi x Reader)

Author's Note: Dedicated to @The-Traveling-Poet. Some dialogue was inspired by @midoryv on Tik Tok.

How often did you have to stare at him for? You knew very well he couldn't hold himself together if you were giving him that look.

Narrowing your eyes, you tried to stifle a laugh, trying all your damn hardest not to break into a laughter that could send you to stable duties or other disciplinary measures. However, Miche had beaten you to it, laughing maniacally that Erwin, with his drowsy blue eyes, rolled them and glared at his oldest comrade.

"With all due respect, Miche, could you please take this seriously?" He voiced with sleep deprivation, leaning forward against his desk. "I really need you to focus, and don't think I'm not seeing you instigating this, (Y/N)."

You feigned innocence, not knowing what he was saying but you were cracking under the pressure of his glare. "Sorry, sorry. Miche and I just thought it was funny how Levi and Hanji are gone for quite some time. It makes you wonder if perhaps he's killed her for possibly throwing out his tea supply or she's trapped him in some sort of inescapable experiment."

Miche concurred. "I'm almost certain you were thinking the same thing, Erwin." He laughed again, a hearty kind that sent joy to spread along your lips. After all, it wasn't often this nose-sniffing prodigy gets a moment of fun.

Erwin sighed, a breath worth thousands upon thousands of souls tethered to his name, dead upon the doorsteps of a titans' appetite. He pinched the bridge of his nose, absolutely tired out of his goddamn mind but you noticed a small curl on the corner of his lips. "Well, you're not wrong..."

You stood and wrapped your arms around the Commander's, eager to see if your words rang true. "Then, come on, Eyebrows! I'm sure with just one look into that lab of hers, you'll be up and awake in no time!"

Miche nodded, standing straight and authoritative beside you.

Erwin felt the tip of his fingers against the rough surface of his map, intending to discuss the matter of their formations and other necessary details for their upcoming expedition, but figuring this slight moment of distraction shouldn't be all too bad. So with a little more awareness, he permitted you to guide him to Hanji's lab, with Miche following close behind.

A kind of giddiness exploded when you neared. You knocked, asking if you could come in when Hanji blurted out a quick "no!"

You parted your lips, not sure how to move forward from there. "Oh...but we were hoping to discuss something with you and maybe Levi, who we think is also in there." You lied, well...you were partially telling the truth.

On the other side, Hanji was frantically moving around her lab, like a lunatic scurrying to find food on the streets, but in this case, she was in need of an antidote. It wasn't helpful that sharp eyes, their pupils turned to slits were glaring back at her. They had intention to kill.

"If you so much as not know how to revert me back to normal, best believe I will slaughter all your precious titans you fucking call your 'babies'" Levi hissed, unknowingly furrowing his new ears.

Hanji groaned, shuffling through papers like a madwoman that she might as well produce cuts on her fingers. However, after a while, she decided that Levi being there wasn't going to solve any of their problems. Especially hers. His threats were too demeaning and by all means distracting, so she figured her best bet was to send him under someone else's care. Specifically, your care.

Having made the decision all on her own, she ignored the protest of her half-cat friend, and hurried to open the door. There, Levi was mortified to see both Miche and Erwin enter, but the worst of it all was you.