[Original Title: Incorrect Mcyt Quotes]
[Ship: Many of them]
[Type: Funny Fluff, maybe a few Dirty jokes?]
[AU: Different ones]
[TW: Dark Humor, Mentions of Murder]
[Words: 1234]
[Edited: No]
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Dream: Can i offer you a bit of advice?
Sapnap: Is it about the way i'm dressed?
Dream: Yes, but it's too late for that.
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Tubbo: I eat boots.
Tommy: Booteater.
Wilbur: Do you lick them first, Tubbo?
Tubbo: Nope, I chomp the boot and foot.
Wilbur: I have a foot injury, you're gonna get diseased.
Tommy: Adds flavor. Spicy.
Technoblade: Everyone here is fucking insane, I love you all.
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Dream: You're the sweetest candything in all of the universe. Sprinkles of sugar on my tasters.
George: Dream, are you drunk?
Dream: Would you arrest me if I was?
George: No.
Dream: You're so polite.
George: Well, thank you. So, how much have you had to drink?
Dream: A baby and a half dozen of babies.
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Tommy, before another war: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Fundy: Did you just make that up?
Tommy: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Everyone: ...
Wilbur: A really long fortune cookie.
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Sapnap: You're not a woman until you get blood on all your favorite pants.
Badboyhalo: What about trans women?
Dream: He never said it had to be your own.
Tubbo, from the playground: Yay! Murder!
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Tommy: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Wilbur, referring to himself and Dream: Even us?
Tommy: Especially you guys.
Wilbur:
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{Dream x Mcyt One-Shots}
FanfictionSo uh- Dream x Mcyt, that explains it all right? There may be ships that you don't like so please don't read the chapters with the ships you dislike. Rare-shippers are very welcomed here! If you have any request DM me or comment ;) Quackity will be...
