{Dream x Mcyt One-Shots}

{Dreamnoblade}

[Original Title: "Gryffindor or Slytherin?"]

[Type: Fluffy Angst]

[AU: Harry Potter Au]

[Words: 1085]

[Extra: I decided to write this one in Technoblade P.O.V. just so you know.]

[Edited: No]

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Another day in this hell of a school, of course everybody says 'Hogwarts is awesome' and 'This is the best school ever' but not if your own house hates you. Not even i know why i'm in Gryffindor, ask that stupid hat thingy. They all yell at me saying i belong in Slytherin. Not like i care though, but everyone hates Slytherin so i don't think i would be much more popular in that house. Maybe they would like me more though? Wait-...Technoblade, that's a great idea! Wow, now i'm talking about myself in third person. But my thought, right, how about i go and befriend the Slytherins? Just because i'm a Gryffindor doesn't mean i can't have Friends in another house. Well, that's what we're gonna do tomorrow i guess, for now i should sleep. I mean it's 3:26 am right now.

So here i was, waiting in front of the Slytherin room, or whatever this is, waiting for a Slytherin to enter or come out. Take the first one you see i guess. Then i saw one, he came directly towards me well not me, but his room probably. He had Dirty-blond hair, emerald green eyes that looked pretty mad actually, he had very pale skin too. So he either is sick or that's how he looks everyday? If he looks like that everyday, then i am very sorry for him. "What the heck are you doing here?" The Slytherin asked me, didn't sound too nice "Chill dude, i am only here to-" "Shut it, i don't want to hear it." Wow rude much? Just cutted me off like that. "I only want to be Friends." I quickly explained "Why? Thought you guys hated us?" He definitely is confused "My whole house hates me, they say i belong in Slytherin and all that crap." He nodded at my explanation "Okay. Now tell me," He started "Why would i give a damn?" Jup, definitely a Slytherin, "Just give me a chance." He sighed, i am totally annoying him "One chance, meet me tomorrow 15 minutes before breakfast here." He said and looked at the portrait lady, "Password?" She asked him, i giggled quietly, he can't say it with me here "Let me in or i will make sure they hire someone else for this bullshit." He said glaring at the Lady, you saw that she was terrified so she of course let him in. He left without saying goodbye? Okay why not. "Why are you so scared of him?" I asked the Portrait Lady (I need help i'm failing all my classes~ Yes, i'm listening to Mask right now.) "He is the son of someone really important here." She answered "Who exactly?" "The Slytherin homeroom Teacher." My eyes widened, why? why was he the first person that passed me? Dumb idea.."Well Goodbye i guess." I said and left.

Okay for real, he said 15 minutes before Breakfast, Breakfast is in 7 minutes..."And then he went something like 'No, don't do that. You hurt me!" I heard some Slytherin say, three of them left and one of them was him. "Oh- right! I kinda forgot some stupid Gryffindor asked me to meet up with them." He said and looked at me, really dude? "Oh, okay! Bye Dre!" They said and left to who knows where. "Dre?" I asked raising an eyebrow, kind of a stupid name "It's just a Nickname my Friends gave me." he explained "Who were they anyway?" "Quackity and Jschlatt." I laughed "You all have so stupid names." he just rolled his eyes and walked to the cafeteria. 

"Hey guys." He said as he sat down next to some Hufflepuff "Hey Dre! How are ya?" A Ravenclaw with goggles asked him "Good, well i have to be with this stupid Gryffindor that won't even sit down." he said staring at me, jeez okay i'll sit down, and that's what i did, yeah. "I've never seen you?" I heard someone ask, i looked up and saw another Gryffindor "Which year are ya?" he asked me staring at me "Second year." I answered "Oh, that's why! I'm a third year that's why we probably never met." He explained "I'm Sapnap by the way." He added "I'm Technoblade." I said and took a sip of my water. "Hey Dre? Where is Quackity?" Sapnap then asked 'Dre', still a weird name. "You can cuddle with him later. Right now he is with Schlatt." They after that started to talk about stuff that i couldn't really understand.

"Hey Dream, you're single and you have a hot second year Gryffindor next to you." some random hufflepuff with turquoise skin and hair parts said "Skeppy, do you have a death wish?" Dang he is pretty scary "Then why do you both blush?" He asked smirking, wait- whaaaaa? I touched my cheeks, yea they were pretty hot. But why the heck would i blush? Not because of him that's for sure. He just sighed and stood up walking over to that 'Skeppy' guy. "I fcked up, shit-" He tried to run away, but that didn't really work out Skeppy did run, but Dream had something in mind for that too i guess he just got out his wand "Wingardium Leviosa." And there he had him, Skeppy was now following him, if he wanted to or not. Well Dream could control it now. "Now to you, why were ya blushing?" The Ravenclaw with goggles asked, "Don't know. Not gonna lie, he is hot." I said laughing a bit. "Mhm, okay. Hope he will be able to take care of ya. Or you of him who knows?" Someone with brown hair and a beanie said, a Ravenclaw. Dang they're annoying. Didn't know Ravenclaws are that annoying.

And guess what ladies, Gentlemen and non-binary folks, after a month i actually started dating that stubborn asshole of a Slytherin. I can't even believe myself, but not gonna lie he is a good fighting partner. Of course also a good partner in general. Plus i actually got one grade up so we could graduate together. Aaand i'm a Slytherin now too! He talked with his Father and they arranged that. Great i know. I can't wait to graduate and move in with him. It will be amazing. Guess this school isn't as bad as i thought.