[Ship: Different ships in different quotes i guess.]
[Type: Funny Fluff]
[AU: DreamSMP, but no bad things happened.]
[Words: 2018]
[Edited: No]
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Philza: I'm still on the letter Wilbur sent about Paris. It's like 25 pages.
Philza: I like Tommy's better, it's short and to the point.
Philza: "Hi Dad, send money"
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Skeppy: am I going too far?
BadBoyHalo: you went too far about 6 hours ago. now you're going to jail.
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Dream: guys we can't go in here it says 18+ and there are only three of us
Sapnap: you're so fucking stupid. just invite more people
George:
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Wilbur: have you heard from Tubbo?
Tommy: I'm sure everything is fine. We left him with Technoblade
Wilbur: those two sentences do not go together
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Soldier!Dream: You promised me that we will cuddle if i make it back alive!
George:
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Sapnap: Stop it! This is not the time for fighting. Quackity is in a Mexican jail. We don't know this country. We don't know their laws. We don't know how to get him out. I just hope he found somebody who can protect him and take care of him.
Karl: What, you hope he's somebody's bitch?
Sapnap: No, like a mentor.
George: He'd never be picked as a bitch.
Karl: Quackity is very attractive. He can be a bitch.
George: A sissy, perhaps, but a bitch?
Karl: He can be a bitch.
George: He cannot be a bitch.
Sapnap: My god, what's a sissy?
George: Are you insane? A chubby gringo?
Sapnap: Stop it! Quackity is my bitch!
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[The group is separated, trying to survive one night in the woods without each other]
Badboyhalo: Sapnap's probably running around screaming 'What's Up' at plants.
Sapnap, yelling at tree: Oh, what you want? What?!
Badboyhalo: Skeppy at this point has to have stripped down and tried to become nature.
Skeppy, down to his shorts: Time to play a game of 'Can I eat you?'. [looks at plant] Can I eat you?
Badboyhalo: And god, I just hope Dream's not dead.
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{Dream x Mcyt One-Shots}
FanfictionSo uh- Dream x Mcyt, that explains it all right? There may be ships that you don't like so please don't read the chapters with the ships you dislike. Rare-shippers are very welcomed here! If you have any request DM me or comment ;) Quackity will be...
