ROAD TO SERENITY | stydia [✔️]

15 // come as you are - nirvana

15 // come as you are - nirvana

i just noticed you called me love

that’s how only klaus is allowed to call me

dumbass

hello kiddo my day’s been wonderful so far, thank you for asking

don’t call me kiddo, dummy

pick one

kiddo

lyds

mrs. cutiepie

love

fuck you

so you expect me to actually call you fuck you?

yes

how’s your day, fuck you?

brilliant

oh why is that, fuck you?

because i’m not being a jerk

you can only be a bitch, fuck you

yanno what this is stupid

call me whatever you want

just not fuck you or mrs. cutiepie

but those two are just too pathetic

oh come on, mrs. cutiepie

you’re my mrs. cutiepie

stilinski shut it

oh, no way, kiddo

c’mon my sanity is needed

what sanity, love?

the one i used to have before i started talking to you

well technically we’ve never talked, we’ve just been texting. so your facts are wrong. period.

i’ll give you my period if you want it so bad

are you talking about that female period?

absolutely, love

oh fuck no don’t give me that

but it is a part of me, and a part of your mom, and a part of your future wife, and a part of your future child

you can’t deny it

yes but i can ignore it

oh no you can’t, love

this is so weird

what is weird, love?

you calling me love

it’s my thing

what should i call you then, stilinski?

brother

fuck no

i thought we were making the originals references?

well sorta

what you watch the originals?

kind of. derek does

say derek his taste in tv shows is perfection

sure thing, love

asshole

i promise i’ll think of a stupid nickname of whatever

just give me some time

sure thing, love

wait you meant right now?

oh

okay

i’ll get some writing done then

bye, love

// i got a new teen wolf fic idea kILL ME. nirvana though asdfghjkl //