Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

90|"I have an overwhelming urge."

Text Group: sidemen

vik: did i black out or something

josh: it feels like that doesn't it

vik: genuinely feels like i'm forgetting something

harry: i have an overwhelming urge to buy a drum set

simon: i think you all just had too much to drink

tobi: but i also feel this way and i don't drink

simon: the sambuca alarm sounded many times last night tobjizzle

jj: did you not drink or something

simon: no i drank but not as much as all of you

ethan: convinced i need to see a doctor or something i didn't know the layout of my house when i woke up this morning

josh: dude me too

josh: i almost walked straight off my balcony forgetting that it was a balcony

harry: i think i'm going insane

harry: i went to text someone something but i don't know who i was going to text and what i was going to text them

tobi: what does that mean

harry: i don't know!!!!

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Text Messages between talia and simon

talia: i have the worst headache

talia: i don't even remember going home

simon: everyone drank a little too much last night you'll be alright lol

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Text Messages between harry and lewis

harry: friend pal do you feel weird

lewis: i'm convinced i took something illegal

harry: it's not just you it's all of us

harry: except for simon apparently

lewis: do the names anusha liz veronica dylan and patrick sound familiar to you

lewis: my brain keeps repeating those names

harry: kind of

harry: going to be honest nothing feels real right now

harry: like i know who i am and i know who everyone is but it just feels like i'm floating through time right now

harry: and why do i keep thinking about archeology

lewis: it's archae

lewis: holy shit something about that message did something to me

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Text Group: wildthots

anusha: before i get taken to a brain doctor can all of you come to my house with open ears

liz: what are you talking about

anusha: i know this sounds crazy and i'm all for seeing a neurologist just incase i have like early dementia or something crazy but i genuinely think something is wrong because nothing feels real

anusha: ben

anusha: where the fuck did ben come from did that guy not move to a different state in middle school

anusha: and what do you mean we watched the sidemen when we were in middle school i'm pretty sure we went to middle school with them

veron: i'll book an appointment with the neurologist

anusha: please just listen to me

dyl: you know now that you mention it, i don't have any memory of ben being your neighbor like ever

dyl: and when veronica said you and patrick had been dating for two years i didn't know that either

veron: wait

veron: i said that?

dyl: yes

veron: where did two years come from

liz: oh no

liz: did we do drugs last night

anusha: where even we were we last night

liz: kenneth threw a party and we went because fun

dyl: isn't kenneth in alaska

liz: fuck what is going on

liz: i can't remember anything from when the power went out to you coming back to the lobby

veron: i thought she came back right after the power went out

dyl: no because how would ben have found them when would he have gone looking for them

anusha: oh my brain

veron: i think we all need to go see a neurologist

anusha: why was there a theater in a staff only allowed basement

veron: i think we should talk about this with ben and patrick

dyl: something is telling me that is a bad idea

anusha: why

dyl: because both of them would have said something if they felt weird and none of them have said anything in the group chat

dyl: oh my god

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@Vikkstar123 Does anyone know of any wheatgrass places in london?

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@vikkfans123 lol wheatgrass? why?

@Vikkstar123 Haha idk something is telling me to try out wheatgrass