Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

51|"Rice pudding exists."

Text Group: wildmen

veron: i'm tired of this internship

liz: did you make it out of the mail room

veron: yes she let us out

simon: i get free healthcare at my job

simon: no broken 100k broken leg bills for me

veron: didn't anusha

anusha: no

anusha: never broken a bone in my life

anusha: broken boneless forever

veron: i have rice pudding

liz: TAPIOCA

veron: what no

liz: it's tAPIOCA

vik: what

tobi: i want boba

dyl: boba lets go

anusha: can u get me boba

dyl: yes

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@nutinit it's rice pudding

-1 Retweets -1 Likes

@cheeseandrice D:<

@nutinit rice pudding exists

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@patrick_seph pbc headlining pistachio fest! @yourpistachios

1.3k Retweets 11.3k Likes

@fencegod LETS GOOOOO

@ethanbehz lets go pistachio fest!

@goatfucker heck yeah

@pbcforever pistachio fest? are you skipping warped tour this year?

@patrick_seph we're going to both! @pbcforever

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Texts between patrick and anusha

patrick: let me be the farmer to your pistachio

anusha: isn't that simon

patrick: gross

patrick: who else is going to be at pistachio fest they only told me we had 40 minutes

anusha: uh i think theres gonna be a kpop group

anusha: one of the jimins

anusha: also someone covering dr bieber

anusha: i think its liz

anusha: AND jj

patrick: jj and liz covering dr bieber or liz cover dr bieber and jj is also performing

anusha: yes

patrick: solid

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Text Group: the men

simon: lena and i are getting married

josh: what

simon: that was a joke but she did make me get her a pregnancy test today so we might shotgun

josh: ???

simon: another joke

josh: about the pregnancy test or the shotgun wedding

simon: yes

vik: gross

vik: abstinence is safe sex <3

jj: vik you're going to die a virgin

vik: ok la lamborghini

ethan: roasted

tobi: toasted

simon: i hate all of you

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Text Group: swanson's blue ass

tobi: we forgot

tobi: to turn in our senior essay

talia: ??????????????

veron: ???WHAT

patrick: i just got my final transcript i'm going to cry

veron: HUH???

tobi: nah i'm just messing with y'all

patrick: i'm still going to cry i got a d in music theory i write my band's music

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Text Group: wildthots

dyl: i think i'm going to marry doyoung

liz: who

dyl: yes

dyl: doyoung forever

liz: congratulations on your marriage

veron: someone kill vik

veron: please

veron: if i have to see him one more minute i'm going to gouge my eyes out

liz: but vikronica

veron: he was flirting with the mail room manager

veron: susan is married and has grandkids

liz: he's keeping her safe from the rona

lewis: i like the way you think liz

veron: the what??? also lewis where did you come from

lewis: stock up on masks toilet paper and water my friends

lewis: and hand sanitizer

veron: ???????????????????

lewis has left wildthots

anusha: weird

veron: liz what is the rona

liz: rona

anusha: rona

veron: ??

liz: verona