Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

57|"This goes out to my assistant."

Text Group: punk boy coughins

lock: i just know he's going to say something stupid

b-bop: no yeah he definitely is

harry: i can see it on his face

lock: this poor girl

harry: she's not going to speak to me after this i'm going to have to mentally prepare myself to lose my only friends

patrick: i can read your messages

harry: you're about to fuck up what ever potential friendship you have with her and the friendship i do have

harry: oh my god you're going to get me kicked out of my friend group

harry: patrick i SWEAR to GOD I will end you if i lose all of my friends because of you

patrick: i'm not going to do anything

lock: i've known you for 15 years and i know you're lying

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Text Group: wildthots

anusha: i had the weirdest dream

veron: oh no what happened is future you going to kill patrick

anusha: what

anusha: no it was just weird there is no way this dream can become real because patrick's brother was literally a supervillain who was floating in the air

anusha: he had super evil energy beams

dyl: energy beams?

anusha: like

anusha: you know how those electric villains can shoot electric beams or lightning from their palms

anusha: he had evil energy beams coming out of his hands

liz: did you drink before sleeping

anusha: no

anusha: i don't drink

liz: did you get high before sleeping

anusha: NO

anusha: i told y'all it was weird!!!!

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Text Messages between harry and anusha

harry: i want to tell you i have had no part in whatever patrick says

anusha: what

harry: he looks like he's going to say something stupid

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Text Group: wildmen

simon: pistachio fest pistachio fest pistachio fest

veron: we're bringing blankets and stuff to have a very distanced picnic please bring your own food to avoid potential contamination

veron: anusha will be providing free pistachios

anusha: free for y'all my parents made me pay for them

veron: still free

liz: yeah pistachios!

josh: i have banners going WOO LIZ JJ AND HARRY