Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

21|"Wheatgrass till you die."

Text Group: friend group

veron: better idea

veron: we lie

veron: lie in the wildmen gc and if it gets posted we'll know for sure its someone in the wm groupchat

veron: bc it could just be someone who only talks to the guys

anush: plot twist it's vik

veron: wheatgrass boy can't even go on a proper date i don't think he'd suddenly become a rat

liz: still think it's harry

dyl: plot TWIST IT'S

dyl: deji

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Text Group: wildmen 3.0

simon: am so bored

tobi: eat food

simon: what kind of food

tobi: food

simon: but what kid

tobi: f o o d

vik: females where are you

harry: vik this is why you will always be known as wheatgrass boy

jj: wheatgrass till you die

ethan: i still want to know who guitar strings and lampshades are

harry: are what

harry: it's is it's literally one person

simon: it's two

harry: what

simon: it's two people

harry: it's one

simon: harry i like guitar strings and lampshades i know who they are

harry: i know who it is too though

simon: what

ethan: i'm confused

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Text Group: the dudebros

simon: wait harry who do you think it is

harry: i thought it was archae

simon: no what

simon: her and i are friends now but that doesn't equate to feelings

harry: wait so who are they

tobi: tELL ME WHO IT IS

simon: no

simon: i'll keep this secret with me to the grave

simon: unless i like

simon: go out with one of them, then you'll know

simon: but no

jj: is one of the two talia?

simon: whO KNOWS

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@neweastconfessions Petition to end the wildmen, they're all so obnoxious and are only popular because they have money

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@imdaddy i wish i had money

@itsarchae we're not even popular what

@nutinit but none of us have money

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@cheeseandrice i'm calling the police on new east students smh

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@vikkstarmie pLS

@itsarchae me too

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@neweastpredictions the wildmen turn on themselves and break off into cliques, three of them transfer out and one gets expelled, but who?

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@sarafromgeo pLEASE, they're so annoying omg

@nutinit sara wtf @sarafromgeo