Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

22|"Is it someone from West?"

@itsarchae someone bring me death

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@itsarchae LOSERS FROM NEW EAST STOP RETWEETING THIS

@itsarchae i know all of you and i will report YOU FOR BULLYING

@sarafromgeo stfu

@itsarchae bro we all know you run new east confessions @sarafromgeo

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@neweastpredictions physical altercation between a member of the wildmen and a peer is what leads to the expulsion btw

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@itsarchae what that's not even feasible no one knows how to fight

@itsarchae everyone is too chicken to fight

@nutinit how would a fight lead to someone getting expelled the school doesn't care

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Text Group: wildmen 3.0

harry: let's go movie hopping friends i am bored

anush: i don't like theaters sorry

harry: wdYM YOU WERE SO UP TO GOING WITH THAT ONE OLD MAN

anush: that is why

anush: i don't like

anush: theaters

harry: oh

harry: OH

harry: oops sry

simon: i want to buy a lamp

anush: stOP WITH THE GUITAR SHADES AND LAMP STRINGS THING

dyl: this is like the time you went to slushy for sonic

anush: i don't like

anush: life

simon: no die only smie

anush: sTOP I SAY THAT

dyl: no stop only go

veron: i

veron: i just want to go to sedona

vik: what

vik: why

veron: the lOML IS THERE

vik: what

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@neweastpredictions i sense trouble in wildmen relationshipville

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@tobster whoever runs neweastpredictions, atleast be funny when you make your posts

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Text Messages between simon and anush

simon: if i tell you who guitar strings and lampshades are will you help me

anush: of course

anush: is it someone from west

anush: wait

anush: but like

anush: idk how much help i can be considering i am apparently the branded cockblock of the group

simon: you gave yourself that brand

anush: exactly

simon: okay well

simon: your expertise will be needed

anush: what

simon: i need you to cockblock

simon: hella

anush: wait do you like someone who is already in a relationship

anush: i don't think i can do that

simon: pLEASE

anush: i don't

anush: that doesn't sound good

simon: please idt they'll even care if they break up

anush: siMON

anush: please tell me this person isn't who i think it is