@itsarchae @mannee you have learned well
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@imdaddy STOOOOOP
@vikkstarmie why do you do this
@mannee thanks mom
@tobster don"T CALL HER MOM @mannee
@shrekchael stop teaching pEOPLE HOW TO COCKBLOCK
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Text Group: the boyz are back in town
simon: does anyone have an iphone charger
vik: dylan does
ethan: in which vik becomes the ultimate bant
jj: "bant"
simon: i'd ask her but sHE DOESN'T LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS ME NOW WHO HAS AN IPHONE CHARGER
tobi: i do
simon: can i have
tobi: if you ask dylan
simon: fuck all of you
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Text Group: thot party
veron: can we get food
aggie: u want chigaco style pizza
dylan: chIGACO
aggie: fUCK chIGACO***
aggie: ...
aggie: i hATE THIS PHONE
anusha: i love chigaco style pizza
anusha: tobi and i were going to get food do y'all want to come
dylan: sweetie no
dylan: don't do my man tobi like that
anusha: what
dylan: you just invited us to cockblock you
anusha: hE INVITED VIK AND SIMON IDT IT'S MY FAULT
dylan: NVM I'LL COME
veron: mE TOO
anusha: ffs
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@nutinit @mintershere odds on who'll eat the most
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@mintershere text me i don't have data
@nutinit you just replied to my tweet @mintershere
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Text Messages between veron and sumo
veron: what
sumo: is ykw coming
veron: who what
sumo: yOU KNOW
veron: sorry???
sumo: dYLAN
veron: OH
veron: yeh why
veron: wait lmao oops
sumo: what
veron: hi this is dylan
sumo: what
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@shrekchael asked @imdaddy if he wanted to buy me food and he said "ask vik he'll buy you food he buys me food"
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@vikkstarmie i what
@imdaddy :) @vikkstarmie
@vikkstarmie ask @fatjokeinit he'll buy food @shrekchael
@fatjokeinit i dON'T HAVE MONEY NO
@fatjokeinit @slowdriver buy her food
@slowdriver no @fatjokeinit fuck off
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@mintershere veronica iS MY ONLY FRIEND I WILL ONLY GIVE HER FOOD
1 Retweet 4 Likes
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@nutinit SIMON IS MY ONLY FRIEND I WILL CHERISH HIM TO DEATH
1 Retweet 3 Likes
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@tobster can someone tell veronica and simon to stop being idiots the people at this restaurant are starting to stare
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Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)
Fanfictionin which we give a new definition to self insert fics and become the center of the fictional world... for bants.
