Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

99|"Where is your spare tire?"

Text Group: sidemen

vik: i woke up with keep up stuck in my head

jj: good

vik: keep up

jj: yeah

jj: good

harry: sounds like a horrible time i'm sorry to hear that

jj: you

jj: die

harry: fwb song of the century mate

josh: harry why were you spam calling me at 2am

harry: oh don't worry i figured it out

josh: what did you need though

harry: lewis's number but i forgot i followed him on instagram so i just dm'd him

simon: why did you need lewis's number at 2am

harry: dw abOUT IT

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Text Messages between anusha and brother

anusha: is zippy still alive

brother: yes

anusha: can you check the trunk for me

brother: what

anusha: i left an old textbook in there that i used to put all of the random dollars i found when doing laundry in

brother: do you need money

anusha: no i need the textbook

brother: there's no textbook in here

brother: wtf where is your spare tire

brother: there's a book where the spare tire should be but it's not a textbook and it doesn't have any money in it

anusha: can you mail me the book

brother: you want me to mail you a book

anusha: yes duh

brother: can i just bring it with me this weekend

anusha: i mean i guess

anusha: ty bff

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Text Group: wildthots

liz: lucas said no

liz: his parents took the key with them

anusha: that's fine i think i found the book

liz: ????

anusha: zippy is a relic and also potentially a portal

dyl: are you high

anusha: no

anusha: iirc lewis used to forget his backpack in zippy all the time and one time he needed an empty backpack to smuggle snacks into the movie theater so he emptied it out in the trunk