Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

38|"Bad Feeling."

Text Messages between anusha and patrick

anusha: movies

patrick: lets go

anusha: no

anusha: how do you know something bad will happen at the movies

patrick: mothers intuition

anusha: are you saying you're my mom

patrick: no i just have a bad feeling

anusha: do you want to know what your bad feeling is

patrick: what

anusha: i know why you have a bad feeling

patrick: how

anusha: the same way you know something bad will happen if we go to the movies together

anusha: just don't

anusha: befriend simon

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Text Group: wildmen

harry: i found simon's dream journal

simon: what

liz: dream dream dream dream dream dream

vik: where were you that you found his dream journal

harry: he told me to get gum out of his backpack

harry: and i found journal marked 'weird dreams with simon' instead

veron: page 2 what say

harry: idk he just rants about guitarstrings and lampshades for the first half and then starts talking about twitters and weird usernames, itsarchae and nutinit being some of the weirdest, but then you get goatfucker, mintershere, imdaddy etc etc

simon: why would you

anusha: goatfucker

anusha: harry that's you

dyl: what

harry: simon how dare u

simon: hOW WOULD SHE KNOW

anusha: is it not him

simon: i mean

harry: siMON

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Text Messages between simon and anusha

simon: pick a number between 2 and 7

anusha: 3

simon: kk meet me at the back of the school parking lot and ignore the shovels and trashbags I'll have with me

anusha: BITCH

anusha: TRY TO KILL ME I DARE YOU

simon: ok

simon: tell your mom i love her

anusha: istg

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@lewisboy they refuse to admit they're friends even though i put them on this earth to be the best friends and defeat all evil together

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@noosh what

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