Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

42|"Fan section."

Text Group: wildmen

jj: i don't like school

veron: me 2

veron: but school = time

veron: and time = money

jj: what

jj: i don't think you used that expression correctly

veron: shut up

simon: why are you so mean

veron: bc ur ugly

simon: excu u

simon: i am beutyful

dyl: that spelling is attrocious

jj: big word

dyl: shut up

ethan: its raining bois do you know what this means

dyl: "bois"

liz: what does it mean

ethan: idk it just means its raining

liz: oh

liz: shut up

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@itsarchae we're all archaeologists

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@patrick_seph uwu

@mintershere why are you here @patrick_seph

@patrick_seph uwu @mintershere

@fenceboy are you trying to steal my job @patrick_seph

@patrick_seph shut up god

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@cheeseandrice cheese and rice

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@red hey guys its me red

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2 Years Later

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Text Group: wildmen something.0

veron: dylan stop deleting the groupchat this is like the 12th time

dyl: maybe if y'all didn't say stupid shit every nOW AND THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO

liz: dare i say it

simon: liZ NO

harry: liz please no i'm tired of losing pictures

liz: I can't not now lewis dared me

lewis: what

liz: x....

dyl: istg

anusha: patrick's brother just texted me

liz: xD

wildmen something.0 has been deleted

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Text Group: wildmen

veron has created wildmen

veron: he what

veron: why

veron: how

simon: who cares get some

veron: simon you of all people know why this is a bad idea

tobi: what

liz: it's spooky stuff man

liz: involves scarily real dreams and spooky people

liz: aka j.seph of emo dude caskette

liz: but it also involves simon being a dick which was the whole "I'm ur biggest nightmare" shtick he had going on a few years ago

tobi: what

dyl: anusha simon and patrick had the same dream and it was literally just our lives this year and in it new east predictions backfired, simon got j.seph to fuck with anusha, all of us were basically fucking with her and she left new east in dream

dyl: there was also the issue of guitar strings and lampshades but I think we've move passed that part

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Text Messages between unknown and anusha

unknown: hey got your number from my brother, heard you were an emo dude caskette fan and wanted to know if you wanted tickets to our next show! we're opening for the kittydog dolls and have our own fan section

unknown: let me know if you want tickets! - jseph

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@patrick_seph living nightmares

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