Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

53|"Here goes guitar strings again."

Text Group: wildmen

lewis: it feels like i haven't seen any of you in months

simon: you haven't. quarantine innit bruv

lewis: i've been gone so long you turned into a chav

veron: turned into... it's simon he's always been one

lewis: you're right

veron: does that mean i'm god now

lewis: no

dyl: where have you been

lewis: my parents decided to avoid corona in the middle of no where and there wasn't any cell service

lewis: they're still there, i am back alone

simon: do you need a job there's an opening at the pistachio farm

lewis: no it's okay i don't need a job

simon: wow privilege

ethan: didn't someone lose an arm

anusha: no that was the like weird flour mill in town

ethan: anusha quick to defend her family's business

anusha: ^_^

harry: please never do that again

anusha: omg harry in pbc is so funny

anusha: you'll see during the concert but he's so funny

harry: what are you talking about i'm always funny

josh: no

harry: you have gray hairs

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@goatfucker like this tweet if you think i'm always funny

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@patrick_seph pbc clout

@therealj_seph you're only funny when you're drunk

@nutinit he's not even legal........................ @therealj_seph

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Text Group: wildthots

liz: anusha why talia

anusha: there's a separate person casting people it's not up to me or my parents

liz: bs demand her out

anusha: she's not on the same day as you you'll be fine!

liz: NO

veron: what happened

liz: talia went solo and she's pistachio festing

dyl: that's illegal

anusha: it'll be fINE she's on the second day no one watches the second day

liz: i think anusha should be banned from pf

anusha: yeah fuck public forum

liz: NO pistachio fest

anusha: WHY

liz: patrick spends most of practice trying to get you to let him buy you stuff

anusha: that's a him problem

veron: ooo patrusha

anusha: no patrusha

dyl: icb you're missing out on a chance to have a sugar daddy without needing to do anything

anusha: gross please don't call him that ever again

anusha: he's like

anusha: he's like harry

veron: two harrys in one band

liz: living nightmare

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Text Messages between patrick and simon

patrick: why do you keep telling me to cover 5sos

simon: because 5sos

patrick: no

simon: why not

patrick: just no

patrick: can you imagine harry going "good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught"

simon: yes

patrick: no

patrick: how is working the pistachio farm

simon: it's great i barely do anything and get paid double minimum wage

simon: have you had any weird dreams recently

patrick: no?? have you

simon: i think

simon: i don't think it'll happen because i think i was the only one who had it but

simon: i saw lewis when i was going to check the mail the other day

patrick: why is that out of the norm

simon: he lives on the opposite end of town

patrick: well

patrick: idk just be cautious of things in your dream happening

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Text Group: sideboys

simon: i missed my online class this morning because i was sleeping

vik: of course you would

jj: ha school

harry: i saved a girl from being crushed by a light fixture

simon: jesus

tobi: what happened

harry: it was just a loose structure and she was standing right under it so i pushed her before it hit her

tobi: harry the hero

harry: nahhhhh

jj: "a girl" it was talia

harry: i mean yeah but she's still a girl

jj: but we know her

harry: she's still a girl ???????????????????????

jj: but we know her

harry: okay sorry my bad ?????

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@yourpistachios PISTACHIO FEST 2ND LINEUP! Talia Mar, Kirsty Austin, NU'EST W, 15&

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@tobster here goes guitar strings again

@mintboy i genuinely hate you @tobster