Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

58|"I think you know the answer to that too."

Text Group: wildmen

harry: i can't be blamed for this i had nothing to do with it

simon: bro

harry: i told him not to do anything stupid and he said he wouldn't but then he did

anusha: icb of all things he could do he nice guy'd me

tobi: what does that mean

anusha: the song

anusha: one big nice guys finish last anthem

harry: his reasoning for covering the song was simon telling him it was his favorite song

anusha: simon are you a 5sos stan

simon: i am in love with calum hood

anusha: okay

veron: is he the new lampshades

simon: please don't

harry: do you still like whoever you liked

simon: who did i like

harry: idk i don't think you ever told us

simon: it's high school we don't talk about high school

anusha: i think we need to pull a teen wolf season 6b

dyl: no

dyl: anusha NO

dyl: we need to go to college

simon: no you know what i think anusha's right i think we should season 6b

dyl: no god no PLEASE

dyl: tobi tell them no

tobi: 6b sounds like something we should do

dyl: tobi not you

josh: what are you all going to do here at least scott was saving the world what are we going to do

josh: become losers living in our parents basements

anusha: we can save the world

lewis: i applaud your optimism but you need to go to school

anusha: i don't want to move to TEXAS

lewis: maybe you should 6b you shouldn't be outside alone or else a pbc stan might jump you

anusha: god

veron: did you get zippy back

anusha: YES she was home when we got back from pf

veron: can you drive me to get dorm stuff

simon: we have more than just zippy

veron: zippy didn't almost drive onto glass

simon: it was ONE TIME

veron: one time too many

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Text Group: punk boy coughins

lock: i think patrick isn't allowed to make friends anymore

harry: hey patrick

patrick: what

harry: did you make us play heartbreak girl because simon told you to or because you wanted to play it

patrick: simon

harry: interesting

patrick: why

harry: nothing

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Text Messages between harry and lewis

harry: please tell me we don't have to go through lampshades and guitar strings again

lewis: i think you already know the answer to that

harry: do you know how hard it was to go through high school pretending i didn't have the dream

lewis: i mean this time you didn't have the dream

harry: no but i know simon did because he told us he had a weird dream and that he saw you the same morning

lewis: are you trying to say something

harry: i think

harry: simon knew patrick was going to do what he did

harry: and he pushed for that 5sos song

lewis: this is such a strange situation from high school

harry: but it makes no sense he doesn't like her he literally has a girlfriend

lewis: i think you know the answer to that too

harry: i wish i didn't s