Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

50|"Our boss is a nutjob."

Text Group: wildmen

vik: how do i quit i don't want to work here anymore

simon: it's been 20 minutes

veron: our boss is a nutjob

simon: awwwww our

veron: not the time

simon: on a scale of 9-5 how insane is he

veron: what

vik: a full time job that's how insane he is

simon: sounds rough

vik: i got yelled at because i didn't staple the papers at the correct angle

vik: we're supposed to be shadowing research assistants not getting stuck in the mail room

liz: vikronica alone in a room together sounds scandalous

veron: there is a head mail room manager and she's 67

simon: enough about you two i started my job today and it is also a nightmare

veron: why

simon: i didn't realize it was the pistachio farm anusha's parents owned and her dad keeps calling me "anusha's friend"

anusha: how is that a nightmare we're literally friends

tobi: icb you met her parents before i did

ethan: icb he met her parents before patrick did

anusha: tobi why would you meet my parents also patrick did already meet my parents, pbc is headlining the charity concert my parents sponsor

dyl: when did anusha become rich

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@fencegod i cannot believe we're going to college and simon's out here working at a pistachio farm

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@mintershere what's wrong with a pistachio farm atleast i have a job mr my parents would rather i study

@itsarchae pls get him fired he said mean things about my parents

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Text Group: swansons blue ass

tobi: i refuse to get rid of this groupchat we are each other's moral support team

talia: how are we moral support if we tried to fail each other every year

tobi: but we've been a group for four years we'll be a group until the next reunion

veron: swanson pops out of the catering table at the reunion telling us we have to turn in our essay or we get sent back to high school

tobi: literally a nightmare

patrick: let's gossip does anyone actually know how simon is doing with his lack of feelings

veron: what

patrick: he said he liked lena but lena's dating some guy she's known since elementary school

veron: didn't she go out with harry at one point

patrick: for like a week

patrick: he said he broke up with her but she said she broke up with him bc he said something weird about goats lol

tobi: gross

tobi: how do you know so much

patrick: i just like talking to people

patrick: i was new this year i kind of had to talk to a lot of people if i wanted to survive senior year as the new kid

tobi: good thing swanson stuck you in the group of the best people

talia: why do i feel like i'm 4th wheeling

tobi: you are

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Text Group: the men

josh: what am i supposed to do this summer if everyone is working

jj: hang out with me we can kickstart my rap career

josh: i'd rather gouge my eyes out with a fork

jj: why are you so mean

josh: bc you're mean

jj: let's be mean together this summer

josh: fine

vik: did zerKSI just happen in the group chat