Text Group: dream dream dream
lewis: so we talk to talia
patrick: jesus christ
harry: i don't think that's possible
lewis: it has to be
patrick: swanson kept us in the same essay groups all four years and we ended up making a gc without her bc she's so insufferable
lewis: she's not thaaat bad
anusha: lewis
lewis: i'll do it you all don't have to!
anusha: istg if this ends up with you dating another public enemy
patrick: what
anusha: these dudes have tendencies to date people who do not like the other half of our friend group
harry: YOU CAN'T DENY LOVE
anusha: FALL IN LOVE WITH NICER PEOPLE
lewis: icb you think THIS lowly of me
anusha: you and harry went out with kara after she tried to frame dylan for something illegal
patrick: both of them???
anusha: at different times but yes both of them
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Text Messages between harry and anusha
harry: why
anusha: why what
harry: why did you tell him about kara
anusha: it's public information????
harry: but now he'll think he can hit on you
anusha: what
anusha: what does that have to do with you dating kara at one point in your life
harry: it DOES
anusha: alSO why do you CARE
harry: because we are running buddies
anusha: what
harry: okay maybe
harry: maybe i like you
anusha: what
anusha: no no no no no harry you can't do this to me
anusha: tell me this is a sick joke please i'd rather believe this is a twisted prank than it being real PLEASE
anusha: you can't just be an ass and then decide you like me it doesn't work like that
harry: but it did
anusha: harry pls
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Text Group: wildthots
jj: i'm going to rent out a bowling alley
veron: why
jj: i am bored and easy way for all of us to hang out and social distance is rent the whole bowling alley
veron: where did you get this money
jj: i made a lot from the concert
simon: don't rent all of it lol half of a bowling alley is good for 11 people we don't need a whole alley
veron: why are you encouraging this
simon: i like bowling
jj: so it's settled
jj: saturday we go safe bowling
dyl: can bowling during a pandemic be safe
jj: we'll find out!
liz: this isn't going to work
ethan: not in the slightest
tobi: jj if we all get sick you have to pay our bills
jj: key word if
jj: harry invite pbc
harry: i'd rather not
jj: it'll be good bonding i'll invite them
harry: no
jj: yes
harry: are you drunk
jj: slightly
harry: no pbc
vik: are you having problems again
harry: no if we invite pbc it's like 15 people and that's too many
vik: ahh
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Text Group: dream dream dream
talia has been added to dream dream dream
lewis: before anyone says anything, she did have the dream
anusha: what
anusha: talia you said nothing about a weird dream during high school
talia: i thought it was just a weird dream why would i say anything
anusha: parts of your dream coming true didn't scare you at all
anusha: glaring horses and punk boy coffin forming out of no where
talia: i forgot about the dream and thought i came up with glaring horses on my own
lewis: see
patrick: can she be trusted
talia: have i ever snaked you in our 4 years of being in the same essay group
patrick: well no
talia: exactly
talia: i understand anusha and her friends not liking me bc of stuff that happened when we were younger, but i've only ever been nice to the rest of you
harry: i wouldn't say nice
talia: harry shut up
anusha: talia legend
harry: i don't like you
anusha: GREAT
harry: we're running six miles tomorrow
anusha: if i take back the great will you not
harry: no
anusha: ok
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Text Messages between vik and veronica
vik: to be fair though
veron: what
veron: vik it's been 10 minutes what does that mean
vik: what
vik: oh sorry i thought i was sending that to a groupchat
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Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)
Fanfictionin which we give a new definition to self insert fics and become the center of the fictional world... for bants.