Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

23|"I woke up sick."

Text Group: wildmen 3.0

lewis: idk who i hate more

lewis: the person who runs neweastpredictions or the principal

anush: why what happened

lewis: were you not at school today

anush: i woke up sick

lewis: i got expelled

anush: what

dyl: dumbass got into a fight with someone over something dumb

anush: oh no

anush: aren't your parents going to kill you

lewis: they said they were disappointed which is probably worse

lewis: but you know what that means

lewis: we enrolling at west ayeeee

anush: wait

anush: oh my god

liz: that's 2 predictions they've gotten right

liz: who did you fight how did they predict this

lewis: idk his name

liz: what does he look like

lewis: idk he's tall

liz: half of the school's male population are over 5'11

lewis: he's friends with simon

simon: cal?

lewis: yeah him

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Text Group: the dudebros

vik: who

vik: are

vik: guitar strings

vik: and

vik: lampshades

simon: why do you want to know so badly

vik: because nep has gotten 2 predictions right and if they're somehow psychic then chances are whoever you like doesn't like you back

vik: and we all originally thought it was archae

vik: but you said it wasn't her

harry: it still could have been, maybe he realized she didn't like him back

simon: it's not

simon: and no

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Text Messages between simon and anush

simon: random service outage?

anush: they're repairing the cell towers so service was a lil dodgy yesterday

anush: but you told me it's not lewis and ykw

simon: no are you insane why would i even like her

anush: but then who is it

simon: brace yourself

anush: what why

simon: tobi's dating someone

anush: what

anush: why what how

simon: do you remember the girl that he

simon: said liked him last year but he didn't like her

simon: they started dating a week ago

anush: oh

anush: okay well

anush: is she guitar strings or

anush: lampshades

simon: guitar strings

anush: but then who is lampshades?

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Text Group: wildmen 3.0

tobi: i want to die

jj: did you get dumped

tobi: jj

jj: oops

anush: wait did you

tobi: what

tobi: no

tobi: wait

tobi: are you not mad

anush: why would i

anush: be mad

veron: is this about to be a fight

anush: no?

tobi: i thought

tobi: nvm

anush: ???

anush: did you think i'd be mad bc i liked you lol?

tobi: so you are mad

anush: what no

tobi: yes you are

anush: why do you want me to be mad

tobi: who said i did

anush: you keep insisting i'm mad when i'm not

tobi: so you are mad

anush: what

harry: "i'd like to finally confess my feelings for the archaeologist"

anush: what

tobi: harry