Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

35|"That's me."

@lewisboy living nightmare - @noosh

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@minisimon that's me

@lewisboy no you don't uNDERSTAND @minisimon

@noosh living nightmare

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@minisimon has followed @noosh, @veronicas, @dylnye, @lizzyb

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@minisimon new bff @noosh

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@noosh i'll block you

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Text Group: wildthots

veron: i just think it's so funny bc simon and anusha were genuinely friends until middle school and now they pretend like they don't know each other

dyl: calling all wattpad writers i got a new plot for you

lizzyb: i'm on it

anusha: we stopped being friends bc he's sexist

anusha: like he literally said i'd never amount to anything and that i was going to be stuck in the kitchen forever, we were 11 WHEN HE SAID THIS

veron: jesus

anusha: that's why he keeps calling himself a nightmare we physically do not like each other and that's what makes the dream thing so scary because he honestly could somehow turn everyone against me

veron: we'd nEVER TURN AGAINST U NOOSH

anusha: MIDDLE SCHOOL SEVENTH GRADE I SAID TALIA HAD NICE SHOES AND NONE OF YOU SPOKE TO ME FOR A WEEK

veron: to be fair that happened to everyone everytime someone said something nice about her

veron: why do we hate her again

anusha: you liked cold cal and she didn't but she started going out with him to annoy you in the first grade

veron: wow what a bITCH

liz: we h8 talia

anusha: she likes simon though and idt any of us do so our hearts are safe

veron: tattle talia and the nightmare minter

liz: mightmare minter

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Text Group: lewis and the bros and the gals

lewis has changed the group name to wildmen

lewis: i am god

lewis: this is my house

harry: the supreme nep

anusha: the what

harry: new east predictions, we made a predictions account as a joke lmao follow us on twtter @ neweastpredictions

harry: anyone want a nice prediction

anusha: can i have one

harry: i got u

harry: wait

harry: it might not be so nice simon runs the account

simon: hEheHEhEhEEhhEE

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@neweastpredictions twitter user noosh knows who guitarstrings is spam her mentions

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@tattletalia @noosh @noosh @noosh

@kirstyshere @noosh @noosh @noosh

@tobster @noosh

@lewisboy @noosh

@noosh i'm going to kill

@noosh also i actually do know who guitar strings is hi @kirstyshere

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Text Messages between simon and anusha

simon: how did you

anusha: how did i what

simon: how did you know

anusha: oh

anusha: wait was i right

simon: wait were you just guessing

anusha: ???

simon: we haven't talked since the sixth grade how did you know who guitar strings was

anusha: I guessed???

simon: dELETE YOUR TWEET

anusha: no

simon: do it or i will literally make your life a living hell

anusha: bro you already did once cOME AT ME

simon: we were best friends i know things about you that other people don't

anusha: wow ditto

simon: throwback to the time you got drunk in the fifth grade on accident

anusha: that wasn't me that was you dumbass

anusha: don't be dumb and i won't tell the world about your secrets xxxxxxx

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@minisimon was that a threat

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@noosh yes

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@lewisboy yes

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Text Group: blue

patrick: did anyone start

tobi: no were we supposed to

patrick: the intro is due tomorrow

tobi: oh shit

talia: i have glaring horses practice until like midnight

patrick: yeah i'm stuck with punk boy coffin till at least 2 am

tobi: guess it's just us nut

veron: wtf did you just call me