7|"My Dicks Big."

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Text Group: sideboys

simo: how was it

vik: she doesn't like me and made excuses the whole time

simo: wdym she doesn't like you

simo: she literally sent me an entire paragraph about how much she likes you

vik: stop lying

simo: whY WOULD I LIE TO YOU

vik: you lied about santa being real

simo: vik we were 6 if i told you he wasn't real you would tell on me and your parents scare me

vik: okay well it's still a reason to not trust you

harry: vik a girl likes you and you're here complaining about santa

vik: she doesn't like me

harry: VIKRAM WE KNOW VERONICA

harry: sHE LIKES YOU

harry: nOW SHOW HER YOUR BIG DICK AND MAKE VIKRONICA A REALITY

vik: you're right

vik: my dick is big

tobi: oh for fucks sake

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@vikstarmie @nutinit my dicks big and i like you

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@itsarchae "my dicks big"

@itsarchae are you okay

@shrekchael rting for the "my dicks big"

@tobster vIK

@harrybo this isn't what i meant when i said show her your big dick

@yourmotherhasadylan what @harrybo

@cheeseandrice idk if i'm supposed to laugh at this or give veronica the talk

@brodriver why are you stealing my lines to pick up girls

@mintershere bc we all know yours is a lie, no one has actually seen vik's yet

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Text Group: wildmen w/o vikronica

anusha: who did it

simo: did what

lewis: "my bicks dig and i like you"

lewis: how did i do that

anusha: are you high

lewis: just a bit

harry: why didn't you share

lewis: you owe me money

harry: i said I'D PAY YOU BACK

aggie: not why we're here lewrry

aggie: did vik type his tweet consciously

simo: yes

tobi: unfortunately

anusha: jfc

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@fenceboy atleast i didn't tell everyone my dick was big

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@itsarchae 2012 "@fenceboy mY DICK IS SO BIG BITCHES ARE LINING UP TO LOOK AT IT"

@shrekchael 2012 lewis was worse than 2017 deji

@brodriver why did you mention me @shrekchael

@slowdriver no one likes you @brodriver

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@shrekchael plot twist vikronica get married and have 12 children

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@mintershere vikronica children would be so

@mintershere what would they be named

@nutinit why is everyone talk about us like we died

@itsarchae everyone at school is going to know you as the girl dating big dick vik @nutinit

@nutinit i hate you @itsarchae

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@mintershere big dick vik meets world

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@itsarchae do we even know 15 people who is liking these tweets

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@vikstarmie istg if one more person calls me big dick vik

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@vikstarmie fOR FUCKS SAKE

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