Text Group: sideboys
simo: how was it
vik: she doesn't like me and made excuses the whole time
simo: wdym she doesn't like you
simo: she literally sent me an entire paragraph about how much she likes you
vik: stop lying
simo: whY WOULD I LIE TO YOU
vik: you lied about santa being real
simo: vik we were 6 if i told you he wasn't real you would tell on me and your parents scare me
vik: okay well it's still a reason to not trust you
harry: vik a girl likes you and you're here complaining about santa
vik: she doesn't like me
harry: VIKRAM WE KNOW VERONICA
harry: sHE LIKES YOU
harry: nOW SHOW HER YOUR BIG DICK AND MAKE VIKRONICA A REALITY
vik: you're right
vik: my dick is big
tobi: oh for fucks sake
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@vikstarmie @nutinit my dicks big and i like you
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@itsarchae "my dicks big"
@itsarchae are you okay
@shrekchael rting for the "my dicks big"
@tobster vIK
@harrybo this isn't what i meant when i said show her your big dick
@yourmotherhasadylan what @harrybo
@cheeseandrice idk if i'm supposed to laugh at this or give veronica the talk
@brodriver why are you stealing my lines to pick up girls
@mintershere bc we all know yours is a lie, no one has actually seen vik's yet
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Text Group: wildmen w/o vikronica
anusha: who did it
simo: did what
lewis: "my bicks dig and i like you"
lewis: how did i do that
anusha: are you high
lewis: just a bit
harry: why didn't you share
lewis: you owe me money
harry: i said I'D PAY YOU BACK
aggie: not why we're here lewrry
aggie: did vik type his tweet consciously
simo: yes
tobi: unfortunately
anusha: jfc
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@fenceboy atleast i didn't tell everyone my dick was big
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@itsarchae 2012 "@fenceboy mY DICK IS SO BIG BITCHES ARE LINING UP TO LOOK AT IT"
@shrekchael 2012 lewis was worse than 2017 deji
@brodriver why did you mention me @shrekchael
@slowdriver no one likes you @brodriver
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@shrekchael plot twist vikronica get married and have 12 children
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@mintershere vikronica children would be so
@mintershere what would they be named
@nutinit why is everyone talk about us like we died
@itsarchae everyone at school is going to know you as the girl dating big dick vik @nutinit
@nutinit i hate you @itsarchae
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@mintershere big dick vik meets world
5 Retweets 15 Likes
@itsarchae do we even know 15 people who is liking these tweets
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@vikstarmie istg if one more person calls me big dick vik
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@vikstarmie fOR FUCKS SAKE
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Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)
Fanficin which we give a new definition to self insert fics and become the center of the fictional world... for bants.